Living Wallpaper

A term for a Person who has not enough substance or popularity to to set of a motion detector.

Dude, isn't that Living Wallpaper?

by The iRan February 4, 2009

wallpaper pants

Pants printed with a print typically associated with wallpaper, such as flowers or a busy design. Typically preferred by the fashionable set, and teenagers.

Girl 1: Get a look at those wallpaper pants!
Girl 2: OMG, they're blinding.

by halsiebalsie July 29, 2012

scraping wallpaper

A term used as a replacement to "masturbation". Used to keep others in the dark.

Nancy: "So what did you do last night?"
Bob: "I was scraping wallpaper"
Nancy: "O yeah? Where?"
Bob: "In my room"

by Julio Mendez March 19, 2008

walloper

A Scots word meaning a penis, usually large and floppy, often used as an insult

I have a huge walloper

I don't like him, he's a walloper

by big hairy walloper August 3, 2006

walloper

person as useless as a floppy dick

you're burning my dinner ya fuckin' walloper

by alistair January 12, 2004

walloped

A severe ass woopin. A huge event. To get whomped. A motherload.

The boy walloped the bully teaching him a lesson. We got walloped in that last snow storm.

by Jomamma2 January 17, 2010

chin bar walloped

a term often heard in northern ireland,it means the effects of consuming copious quantities of ecstacy or MDMA. the afflicted person's eyes will roll back in their skull,the jaw will move up and down at approximately 93 mph,and the words "man i am soooo baked" will usually be spoken in an unintelligible manner.

last night i was chin bar walloped

did ya see the hack of that wee lad? he was fuckin chin bar walloped!

by Kunstable January 18, 2007