Wallpaper

A person who is so plain and uninteresting that they are as attention grabbing as wallpaper; Something invisible

-"That girl is so boring. I felt like I was going to pass out listening to her talk."
~"Yeah, She's such a wallpaper."

by justaquickfix February 7, 2010

Ballscape

the very explicit and detailed outline, much like that of a topographical map, of male genitalia visible through clothing, usually via tight pants/jeans.

Chuck Norris' jeans are so tight in Walker, Texas Ranger, you can see his whole ballscape!

by superflypmp January 6, 2009

re-wallpapering the Fetus Hotel

To undergo the menstruation cycle.

No, Mary can't come camping with us this weekend. She just started re-wallpapering the Fetus Hotel, and we don't want to attract any bears.

by Schmeebis July 31, 2007

Wallpapered

In relationship to alcohol intoxication. Wallpapered falls after plastered.

"Wow... that guy is totally wallpapered." Referring to the man hunched over the curb, hurling his guts out.

by Ashe Faelsdon May 11, 2010

wallpaper music

Middle-of-the-road, cocktail music, Muzak, or cheesy pseudo-New Age music intended to entice customers at a supermarket or department store to shop.

Why is it that alll these Wal-Marts have to have that blasted wallpaper music playing? Why can't they have jazz or classical music? For our Creator's sake!

by pentozali March 2, 2009

Wallpaper

It's paper. On the walls. Do you really need a definition for this?

My house has Mickey Mouse wallpaper. Got a problem wit' dat?

by Paul Newman February 7, 2004

wallpaper boyfriend

When an individual has been talking to a guy or has a crush on a guy and makes their wallpaper a picture of them together.

OMG, Alyssa! Carter is your wallpaper boyfriend? ! Maybe he will ask you to be his real girlfriend some day...

by Have Another on Yacht Claire April 21, 2016