waffle-iron syndrome 

When your internet is not working properly, or on the fritz.

"Damn bro, i'm really suffering from waffle-iron syndrome. I wish my internet was working."

waffle-iron syndrome by ChumpChange23 February 17, 2010

Waffle Iron Dildo 

The naiughtiest dildo on the the internet ever made

The dirtiest waffle iron dildo that slaps you around and makes you want to laugh while sucking it

Waffle Iron Dildo by Hannahpetiudie July 30, 2021

Colorado Waffle Iron 

The act of shitting on ones laptop keyboard, then forcefully closing the laptop screen. This causes the shit to spread on keyboard in a waffle pattern.

Mack, "quint, whats that smell?"
Quint "Lil red pissed me off, so I Colorado Waffle ironed him"

Colorado Waffle Iron by qdizzle1672 October 22, 2010

texas waffle iron 

To take a shit in someone's laptop, then closing the laptop onto said shit.

guy 1- What the sweet hell is that smell?

guy 2- It's coming from your laptop

guy 1- Damnit....TEXAS WAFFLE IRONNNNNNNNNN!

texas waffle iron by spread condor September 25, 2010

Wisconsin Waffle Iron

Wisconsin Waffle Iron - When you poop on an open laptop and close it, pressing all the waste into the keys and leaving a waffle-like pattern.

Hey, right before Mike quit, he gave the boss the old Wisconsin Waffle Iron.

Wisconsin Waffle Iron by Petican August 5, 2019

mexican waffle iron

when you shit in a pull out couch and close it

She cheated on me so I left her a mexican waffle iron

mexican waffle iron by i dont want to August 1, 2020

tennessee waffle-iron 

The sexual act of pooping on your partner’s chest, then proceeding to slap it with a tennis racket, thus creating the shape of a waffle of poop on them.

“Mark and I haven’t been that adventurous lately in the bedroom, until he pulled out the tennessee waffle-iron and rocked my world sideways!”

tennessee waffle-iron by BOYCHUCK May 16, 2023