by WhatDoIPutHereLol June 29, 2010
That was a crazy waffle I got in driver's ed.
An astronaut waffled in outer space and could still smell it.
An astronaut waffled in outer space and could still smell it.
by Farnagey UnButtons October 21, 2006
The business end of a framing hammer, which typically leaves an imprint (resemling a waffle) on the lumber which is being businessed. Generally a poor choice for temporary or finish work.
by Wayne January 28, 2004
A newly created religion which involves complete devotion to waffles. There are 10 basic pillars known as 'The ten Wafflements'
This religion created on the 22 November 2007 has already picked up many followers via conversion from other faiths and has an even bigger growth rate than most other religions. Our god is not a figure but merely an object. It communicated to us through a burning waffle iron one cold day, it spoke of infinite knowledge and wisdom. It promises to bring us all a higher level of happiness for ourselves and our friends and family. To show your faith to the waffle god it simply requests a small donation every 22 of November to ensure the entire world doesn't collapse on itself into a flat waffle. It has spoken, now its your turn!
This religion created on the 22 November 2007 has already picked up many followers via conversion from other faiths and has an even bigger growth rate than most other religions. Our god is not a figure but merely an object. It communicated to us through a burning waffle iron one cold day, it spoke of infinite knowledge and wisdom. It promises to bring us all a higher level of happiness for ourselves and our friends and family. To show your faith to the waffle god it simply requests a small donation every 22 of November to ensure the entire world doesn't collapse on itself into a flat waffle. It has spoken, now its your turn!
The 10 Wafflements:
1. thou shall follow in the footsteps of all waffles
2. thou shalt not commit wafflery unless holding a valid permit
3. thou without waffles is without life
4. regular tributes of waffles are required to stay alive in our world
5. thou shall not harm any waffle or they shall be waffled upon
6. committing adultery with another waffle is punishable by death using molten waffles
7. worshiping anything other then waffles is punishable by death and this shall be a slow death in a waffle sandwich with boiling syrup running down it.
8. confusing waffles with pancakes is considered treason which results in a shoot on site order against you
9. unsuitable use of waffles or stealing waffles will result in a punishment of rape by waffles
10. waffles rulez lolololololol
Follow these and you shall prosper. May the waffle be with you
1. thou shall follow in the footsteps of all waffles
2. thou shalt not commit wafflery unless holding a valid permit
3. thou without waffles is without life
4. regular tributes of waffles are required to stay alive in our world
5. thou shall not harm any waffle or they shall be waffled upon
6. committing adultery with another waffle is punishable by death using molten waffles
7. worshiping anything other then waffles is punishable by death and this shall be a slow death in a waffle sandwich with boiling syrup running down it.
8. confusing waffles with pancakes is considered treason which results in a shoot on site order against you
9. unsuitable use of waffles or stealing waffles will result in a punishment of rape by waffles
10. waffles rulez lolololololol
Follow these and you shall prosper. May the waffle be with you
by Disciple of the waffle November 22, 2007
Boy: WOW THESE WAFFLES ARE SNIFFELISHEIUS!!!! It's even so good you can enjoy it in a bath like this women.
by picklejuice :) November 23, 2020
(verb) to fool around
by acriddragoon April 8, 2022
Are you kidding me? You don't know what a waffle is? It's not some slang, it's a fucking waffle. You're still reading this aren't you? You dumb fuck, it's a waffle. That's all.
by Nathan the Great March 9, 2006