Wi Fi bat po

My Wi-Fi is unbreakable. Derived from a Cantonese phrase in Hong Kong kung fu movies known as "wai faai bat po," which literally means "only speed is unbreakable." The Wi-Fi version came to be when Mike Tyson said the phrase it originates from in the wrong tone.

Kyle: Dude, how come that website loaded so fast?
Chris: Wi Fi bat po

Wi Fi bat po by The Real Driller October 30, 2021

Wi-Fried

The condition of being exhausted by the constant use of Wi-Fi (phones, tablet and laptop...etc.)

I'm so Wi-Fried from texting and emailing all day, I could sleep for days.

Wi-Fried by MajorThomasRandle March 5, 2015

wi-pi 

A person who (usually secretly) makes use of an unsecured wireless internet signal belonging to another entity. Also, one who hacks into or otherwise compromises a wireless network to in order to access free wireless internet. Contraction of "wireless pirate" and a play on the term "wi-fi."

"Any student living around campus can easily become a wi-pi, since the college neglected to password protect or encrypt their wireless network."

wi-pi by MathewWebster October 9, 2007

Wi-Denied 

What happens when you try ( and sometime succeed, briefly ) to pirate a neighbor's or a HotSpot's wireless connection.

Can also be used when your own PC acts up and does not cooperate with the Wi-Fi connectivity.

During my 2 hour lay-over in LAX, my computer Wi-Denied me. All I could do was play solitaire. :(

Wi-Denied by DannyAnnieBeauFanny March 4, 2009

Wi-Five ((5)) 

The online version of a high-five. Abbreviation: ((5)). If an individual expresses a ((5)), it is only right for the other person to aslo express a ((5)). If the other person does not return the ((5)), he or she is leaving you hangin because they do not share your enthusiasm.

-guy #1: Hey dude I won tickets to the show this summer!! Wi-Five ((5))!

-guy #2: No freakin way! ((5))

-guy #1: You're definitely comin with bro!

-guy #2: Hell to tha yes I am! ((5))

-guy #1: ((5))!

-guy #3: Hey can I come too?

-guy # 1: Nope.

-guy #3: ...

Wi-Five ((5)) by LiamE February 17, 2010

Wi-Fi bat po 

My Wi-Fi is powerful

Kyle: How powerful's your Wi-Fi?
Chris: Wi-Fi bat po

Wi-Fi bat po by The Real Driller September 19, 2021

wi-fi dump 

To take your laptop computer with you into the bathroom and surf the internet while taking a dump.

I took the biggest wi-fi dump today while bidding on e-bay.

wi-fi dump by sir w September 1, 2008