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Jennifer Voss

Myspace "fame". A girl who thinks that she is as famous as Tyra Banks, and Jennifer Aniston. She wears far to much makeup, and doesn't wash her hair for 4 days so it will stick straight up. She says she is an individualist, but taking your style and your personality from other people doesn't make you an individual.
She also claims to be a model, but having done modeling for no one, being 5'7" and weighing 125 lbs, this is nowhere near model like material. Her photos are also photo shopped beyond recognition. Her skin is red and blemished under the caked on makeup.
Jennifer Voss, or JVoss, or even her real name Jennifer Tomasi, is so coincided that she doesn't realize that the people that she calls "friends" make fun of her. This is because they know the real her, and not just her myspace persona.
"Did you see Jennifer Voss put on her makeup?"
"Yeah, it was like she was frosting a cake."
by Taylor Snow December 17, 2008
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Jorden voss

The greatest guy he's loving caring and most important has a very big dick and is extremely amazing with his tung best lover and can have sex for hour's.
Jorden voss Can satisfy a woman extremely well.
by Girls sex talk group September 18, 2022
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loss voss

What a person with lower intelligence says when their brain can't think of anything else to say. Similar to an autistic stutter or a Tourette's twitch.
Intelligent person: "Hey Kaylie how'd you do on your math test?!"

Kaylie: "Loss voss!"
by Swagboy49 July 31, 2017
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ricky voss

A deep sea creature that resides in the dreadfull 5th hall of hell and its diet consists off mainly dick and balls along with shaving cream. The monster often shed its skin in front of it prisoner of class,some say the beast never dies, inmortality some say with the age of 60793 know of It destruction of many city,but there is only one way of taken it

Down and that is a stab in the beast strong back with the sword of truth,if you fail just make pace with it and all will go good.
Student 1 maaan i got ricky voss class son

Student 2 NOOOO my son your balls are bout to be gone my nigga

Student 3 yea she/he got mine last friday cuz oh son faild hes math

Student 1 FUCK
by mr crack head April 18, 2014
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axel voss

The EU most hated EU parlament participant because of his surprised happy reaction after voting for article 13.
This piece of turd has the same value as Axel Voss life.
by Retard EU parlament January 22, 2019
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Axel Voss

The worst German in the history, before Hitler.
Axel Voss: *approve the EU Copyright Article 13*

Hitler: *pass the relay of the worst German in the history*
by xPizzaPlayz March 27, 2019
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Kid Voss

best rapper to ever walk this earth. walking god
Person 1: Do you fw Kid Voss?
Person 2: Yes
Person 1: Let’s Make Out
by bigbodybenzbiddy August 10, 2022
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