vajingles

a physiological response a woman feels that indicates a romantic interest in a man or woman; that "feeling" a woman gets for someone she is attracted to romantically; vagina tingles

Imagine yourself having a conversation with a friend about the date you went on last night. In order to assess your romantic interest in this man or woman, your friend can ask "Did you have vajingles?"

by vajingles down south April 12, 2008

voting

In an election, the process whereby elegible citizens submit their choice for the person/party who gets to exploit them for the next 3-4years. People will often get wildly enthusiastic about which dishonest piece of crap they're going to "vote" for this time around, completely forgetting their previous experiences with politicians, which resembled nothing so much as being simultaneously mugged, insulted and assraped. If voting could change things, it would be illegal.

Person 1: Dude, are you voting today?
Person 2: No, this time around I thought I'd just save time and ask a Hell's Angel to beat me up and rob me.

Candidate: And will you be voting for me today, sir?
Voter : Why yes I am! Here, let me bend over this chair so that you can more conveniently assrape me...

by Big Bad Mark December 28, 2005

vajinx

Simultaneous lesbian orgasm.

Tori and I had an amazing vajinx last night. We were moaning so loudly, the neighbors filed a complaint.

by gntlmrkl December 5, 2017

Voting

The process whereby enfranchised persons within the body politic attempt to exchange one mob of hapless bastards for another.

After the impeachment, the voting at the next election was furious.

by sociopath9 January 22, 2010

middle finger voting

A type of voting that describes casting one’s vote for one candidate to prevent another from winning.

This 2020 presidential election will likely embody the most widespread example of middle finger voting the US has ever seen.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 29, 2020

middle finger voting

When your vote for one candidate is actually a vote against another.

Why yes, I do admit to many instances when I engaged in middle finger voting!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 29, 2020

diaspora voting

A political vote in the Eurovision Song Contest. When immigrants vote for their country of origin because they want to support their country regardless of the quality of the song.

Turkey's high score in 2007 was mainly due to diaspora voting in France, Germany, Switzerland, Belgium, the Netherlands, and the United Kingdom.

by Tamaki June 6, 2007