lentini-vision

Watching a High Definition TV with all of the High Definition equipment but viewing the Standard Definition Channel.

My friend experienced lentini-vision while watching the baseball game on his new plasma HDTV and wondered why he couldn't see so good.

by Liver lips January 13, 2008

Vidiot

A person whose main source of knowledge, be it scientific, historic etc., comes from TV, video games and Movies.

A vidiot is one who seriously demonstrates the following:

Everything they know about science they learned from Star Trek, The X-Files and Fringe etc..

Or,

Everything they know about WWII for example comes from watching WWII movies.

by Taliesyn August 23, 2011

don vito

The real star of Viva La Bam.A grotesque
looking man,prone to frequent outbursts,
which leads to him screaming in an unknown language.Famous for some real odd things on his body,a rotted toenail,
a crater on his back,skin grapes hanging
out of his one pit,an eerie,unfocused
eye and his famous collection of chins.
I look forward to his hilarious antics
when he has to deal with the usual array
of shit from this group of brain dead
idiots,ransacking his house,shredding
his belongings,destroying his cars..etc.
Don Vito is here to stay,the world needs
a scallopini eating junkie,scooter driving wildman.

He's loud,he's fat and he's proud...if
you can understand what the hell he's
saying.He's Don Vito,the new man in town...He drives a kick ass scooter,hangs at the bar at Antonio's,
has a Springsteen tattoo on his ass and
eats some pretty rancid shit...He's
always ready to call the cops and has
a mother with a smoldering fuse and
crazy eyes...Vinny the chin,Chinzilla,
more to come...

by Getch July 10, 2005

court vision

When someone sees something coming that nobody else sees and does something that everyone thinks is strange at first but soon realizes its a great move. Originally a basketball term used when a point guard navigates a transition offense perfectly but can be applied to many situations.

Ryan passes up an open front table at lunch and goes for a table further away. We later realize that a bunch of kappas are sitting by the further table. Nice court vision Ryan.

Brett moves to right lane on the highway. We soon realize the people a few hundred feet ahead of us are going slow in the left lane and we pass them. Nice court vision Brett

by William Brasky March 28, 2007

Brock Vision

Brock Vision or Brock Sight meaning; bad eye sight. When someone is having trouble seeing or noticing something in front of them or at a distance they are legible to be called on having Brock Vision.

The name coming from the rock type gym leader fromPokemon who always has his eyes "closed".

Kurt: I can hardly see it, can you bring it a bit closer?
Matt: I'm almost holding it right in front of you, get your eyes checked, i'm pretty sure you have Brock Vision

by maxmoefoe May 30, 2010

Parkour Vision

A perspective on the world inspired by the art of movement, parkour. After training Parkour for a time, traceurs begin to see the obstacles of the world as opportunities. Instead of seeing a railing and a wall, they see a vault and a wallpass. Eventually this “Parkour Vision” can effect other portions of a traceurs life, and they begin to see other obstacles as opportunities. It is being creative and truly adapting to the environment and the ability to see unique and efficient movement opportunities in the environment. In a sense it can become Parkour ADD.

As the traceur walked through the city he could not ignore his Parkour Vision, as it was too over powering to disregard.

by greg@bc_parkour November 29, 2009

Riddle Vision

A widespread and contagious ailment found in male students attending Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University. This illness is more apparent in the Prescott, Arizona campus. The condition usually starts at the moment the male student steps foot on campus. The interpretation and standards regarding the physical attractiveness in women drops dramatically, causing every female individual to be “hot”, “cute”, "good looking", or "not bad".

For example, prior to “Riddle Vision”, a female is rated 5/10 in attractiveness. When “Riddle Vision” is present, the same female is rated 10/10. This condition explains the reasoning why all Embry-Riddle male students are extremely horny and ERAU female students take full advantage of this by using extreme pimpette skills.

"Dude, I think Barbara Streisand is so freakin' hot. I have an extreme case of Riddle Vision."

by Flight Team [mofo] December 27, 2004