Vintage

(Adj.) An excuse to jack up the prices of old crap by 500%.

Sierra: (holding plain baby blue dress that has a collar) I just got this new vintage dress from Urban Outfitters!

Sensible person: How much??

Sierra: Only $120!

Sensible person: *face palm*

by Sensible Person1 August 17, 2010

Vintage Sky

Really hot chick band with an especially cute bassist!

I saw a really awesome band tonight, they were obviously Vintage Sky.

by Jolie January 11, 2004

vintage black

When it was exceptable to be described as Negro, colored, or other on forms or applications and in person.

Ceelo Green is vintage black in his great video Fuck you.

by bwricci December 1, 2010

vintage plowing

to have sex with a woman who is over forty.

i here you where doing a bit of vintage plowing with old black pudding teeth the other night.

by yonder gaz February 3, 2010

Vintage Rape

Creepy oldass rape porno.

Or, the rape of the elderly.

Raping a 20-year old= rape
Raping an 80-year old= vintage rape

by TIU December 15, 2011

vintage nerd

A Vintage Nerd is an old school nerd predating video games and computers.

Mom "I'm a nerd". Son "You're not a nerd, you don't know anything about video games or computers". Mom "that's because I'm a vintage nerd, I've been a nerd long before video games and computers."

by SunnyKitten March 18, 2015

vintage waffle

An older ladies poon-tang

I want a bit of that vintage waffle

by Kevin bacon November 18, 2017