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Techno Viking

The Techno Viking is a tall, muscular, charismatic, intimidating, German man that danced for the camera in Fuckparade 2000 (a techno street-parade in Berlin Germany). It is said that he has appeared in other years to follow as well. The Fuckparade developed in reaction to the music restriction (exclusion of Gabber music) and commercialization of Love Parade. Additionally, it broached the issue of the techno club "Bunker" being closed. The most played styles of music in the Fuckparade are Gabber, Speedcore, Techno, Punk, and House.

The Techno Viking was made famous because of the "Kneecam" recording of a blue-haired girl dancing, then being crashed into by some unruly guy, causing the Techno Viking to snatch the guy up by his arms and shove him back where he came running from. The Techno Viking then pointed at the man and gazed with an extremely fierce glare in his eyes. An aura of fear eminated from the Techno Viking, causing the man to step down from the confrontation. The Techno Viking then started dancing wildly through the streets after being given a water bottle from one of his fans.

Some opinions say the Techno Viking is becoming more popular on the internet than the "Chuck Norris jokes" because the Techno Viking shows to be a dangerous man if provoked.
"The Techno Viking doesn't dance to the music, the music dances to the Techno Viking". This is the most popular catch phrase being used by YouTubers about the Techno Viking.
by Mister Neutral February 16, 2008
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GM Vikram Rahul Abishek Pranav Rajesh

The greatest chess player to have ever lived. His chess knowledge is said to be beyond god's power.
Dude, that's GM Vikram Rahul Abishek Pranav Rajesh we're talking about, you should be afraid.
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Vikkstar123

Underrated member of the Sidemen. Number 1 Indian commentator. Identifies himself as a Vindaloo. He can get your girl in 1 2 3.
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Vikaasian space

The concept that physical space (3 dimensions) and all extant physical and metaphysical dimensions are manifestations of an infinitely recursive duality of linear and cyclical time in which cyclical time is itself understood to be a duality of linear and cyclical time. Implies that the maximum number of dimensions (physical and metaphysical) is infinity^2. Implies that all information in the physical and metaphysical realm can be expressed (united) as an expression of time and that linear time (acting within three physical dimensions) is an illusion created by cyclical time. Implies that all design is an illusion, except for an infinitely recursive duality. Implication of the Vikaasian paradox.
Vikaasian space unites all physical and metaphysical dimensions, indicates that the metaphysical is just as "real" as the physical, and posits design as an illusion.
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Viked Up

To be high/intoxicated on Vicodin. A play on the term "Mic'd Up". And I'm not talking about taking those sissy 500mgs.
Jim: You wanna go to 5th tonight?
Jay: Yea lets get Viked Up.
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Vikky

A name given to someone who is quite unique. Vikky's don't enjoy escalators. At all. In fact it's like that scene in ELF....everytime...people named Vikky usually have a go-to word which is usually "thing". Vikky(s) are moderately stylish but often bite some style. Overall Vikky(s) are kind, generous, beautiful, and smart (until they forget most things). Vikky(s) also are very list oriented. They tend to keep lists for everything but forget what was on them.
Did you see that Vikky the other day? She stutter stepped on the escalator and made me trip over her.
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vikingur

an oriental douche.
He is very loud and annoying.
He thinks he is a player but he really isnt and girls havent found out about his tiny dick yet.

He thinks he is all that but he is just a typical asian, he can't see and he builds robots.
Noa: look at that guy. He just walked into a pole while watching his robot go. Wow he is now shouting about it to his friends.
Max: What a vikingur!
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