To whack off with both hands at once, as though furiously and purposefully strangling an authority figure who had it coming.
“Hey Wilmer, I was bingewatching some old school Pamela Anderson before my mom walked in my room.”
“Did she catch you in the act.”
“Yeah I was fixing to throttle the vicar pretty good, he was just about to confess.”
“Sounds like you almost punched your way into heaven, maybe next time your mom will knock.”
“Did she catch you in the act.”
“Yeah I was fixing to throttle the vicar pretty good, he was just about to confess.”
“Sounds like you almost punched your way into heaven, maybe next time your mom will knock.”
by rostropr0nbitch December 18, 2018
Adjective to describe something is weak, loose or floppy, similar to the handshake of a Church of England clergyman.
Buying a second hand car.
Buyer: "How much for the motor?"
Seller: "Two grand."
Buyer: (kicks back wheel, which wobbles.) "Two grand? You're joking! These wheel bearings are as slack as a vicar's handshake!"
Buyer: "How much for the motor?"
Seller: "Two grand."
Buyer: (kicks back wheel, which wobbles.) "Two grand? You're joking! These wheel bearings are as slack as a vicar's handshake!"
by Pagan and proud! January 21, 2023
Someone who has had a sex change, goes on Trisha to talk about it, then gets their windows smashed through and wonders how everyone knows they didnt always have a d1ck/breasts.
omfg, my nextdoor neighbours had her windows put through. something baad musta happened when she went on This Morning.
vicar parry dude (Y)
vicar parry dude (Y)
by Feee. February 22, 2009
Bill - "so i was having sex with my friends mom and the cops burst into the room searched my clothes and found 10 gramms of cocaine in the pockets"
Ben - "Shag the vicar!..."
Ben - "Shag the vicar!..."
by CarrotCheese October 6, 2007
when somebody has just farted they say the words more tea vicar in a posh english accent.
When in the right company everyone will laugh
excellent!!
When in the right company everyone will laugh
excellent!!
Just after dad had sat down after eating some peculiar curry he farted very loudly . He then said more tea vicar and everyone was dying to laugh
by Norminski December 26, 2007
An expression of unknown origin that is used mainly among older British folk when someone breaks wind
Bob: *Lets one rip*
Jim: "More Tea, Vicar? Will ya stop farting for five sodding minutes, I'm trying to do something here"
Jim: "More Tea, Vicar? Will ya stop farting for five sodding minutes, I'm trying to do something here"
by Proper Sheffield lad July 30, 2021
It was nearly good night vicar when that car nearly hit me.
It was good night vicar for him after that accident.
It was good night vicar for him after that accident.
by jdi0093113 February 6, 2010