verticornicus

The technical word for F.U.P.A.

The swelling of his verticornicus area would probably overcome his peepee and make it disappear.

by MeticulousMuffin September 14, 2018

I'd walk a mile for a vertical smile

a funny saying, as quoted by E. Normus Johnson that states that he would walk 5,280 feet for a piece of pussy

E. Normus:I'd walk a mile for a vertical smile.
Random guy: Me too, E, Me too...

by Jim June 16, 2004

Vertoeterd

a person who has smoked so much weed that he/she has lost touch with reality. Usually being a weed addict without even knowing it, only hangs out with friends if there's weed involved.

Vertoeterd is a dutch word that combines the word "toeter" (trumpet, or in this case, joint), and turns it into a past participle

You: yo are we hanging out with Kyle tonight?
Bro: nah man, he won't show up if we aren't smoking weed.
You: figures, he's completely vertoeterd.

by CrispyArrow April 25, 2020

Vertical Tuck

The vertical tuck is employed when a male, in possession of a boner, reorganizes his junk such that it is "tucked" up under his waistband in a vertical manner (sometimes causing the boner to stick out of the male's pants). The vertical tuck ensures that boners are undetected by onlookers. It is especially useful when, while possessing a boner, the male needs to perform non-sexual tasks, like doing a math problem at the blackboard.

Dude: Man, after looking looking at that chick's thong in front of me in class I had a real hard-on. I was horrified when Mr. Depetrio called on me to derive the quadratic formula on the board.
Dude 2: What'd you do?
Dude: I shoved my dick up under my waistband so no one would see.
Dude 2: Ah, saved by the vertical tuck.

by G$ and S-T-U January 8, 2005

Vertical Bacon Shoot

A vagina most likely resembling a smelly, overworked, gross, slutty, gaping tunnel

Dude I totally got into her vertical bacon shoot last night!

by ariesisapussy June 15, 2011

Ultimate Vertical Emu

1. (proper noun) Name of a particularly vertical rollercoaster in Indiana, USA.

2. (noun) Any particularly vertical rollercoaster.

The line to ride Lincoln Logs from Hell is too long, so let's find Ultimate Vertical Emu.

by Trogdor August 9, 2004

Eat tortilla chip vertically

p a i n

eat tortilla chip vertically and suffer

by help this is not a joke dying January 14, 2021