False Ab-vertisement

The act of sucking one’s gut in to look more fit than actual.

“The dude that was eating a hotdog by the pool totally sucked in afterwards... That’s false ab-vertisement.”

by robpunzel November 19, 2019

Vertuse

Concurrently verbose and obtuse.

I read his overlong email three times and still have no idea what it's meant to say. Either I'm dense or he's vertuse.

by Lou2 February 19, 2022

cat-vertising

using felines in advertising campaigns to market products.

The agency used a tabby cat named Oscar for their cat-vertising.

by RonJRoy January 26, 2014

in-vertising

In-vertising is a marketing strategy wherein the target audience is pressured into buying a product or service they may or may not need by the intentional insinuation that the audience member must buy the product in order to retain or boost their social standing. In-vertising is often a multi-part scheme which involves manipulation of pop media to increase the popularity of assets heralded herein to be critical to higher social function, such as a song, catch phrase or brand identification.

Some common examples of in-vertising:

Volkswagon's commercials often use obscure musical pieces, which are then pushed to radio and clubs, thereby becoming popular, having the effect that when people hear the tune they find it familiar and question "where have I heard this?" which leads back to Volkswagen's product, thus gaining market exposure for such product.

Apple uses a similar marketing tactic in which an obscure (or established) piece of music is played while the product is moved about on the screen in a pattern that draws the viewer's attention.

Such ads often employ other attention-drawing tactics such as the use of high contrast images (tagged in most of society's brain as the format for important alerts such as street signs and warning labels) and the repetition of recognizable catch phrases (ie "hi I'm a Mac, and I'm a PC").

by Spirit Bear September 21, 2007

vertice

to tell someone that you was drunk;had sex; enjoyed jourself

1~i was so vertice last night.
2~ robby and i verticed
3~the party was so vertice,

by bradwin vraagom May 19, 2005

vernisexual

same like bisexual and all, but only having feeling for vernon, and vernon only

A : Look at that guy. He's so good looking right ?
B : Im sorry, Im vernisexual.
A : Youre all only about vernon, and no one else huhh ?
B : Yea...

by aidenthek1d July 3, 2021

verbisexual

(n.) A person that is sexually aroused by stories.

“I try not to watch porn, I read pornographic stories because it doesn’t hurt anybody; I’m a verbisexual.”

by LittleTanBatman June 26, 2022