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Verticalism 

Verticalism is any form of discrimination or prejudice against shorter people in height, usually in the recreational environment of basketball. Verticalism can take the form of ideas and assumptions, stereotypes, attitudes and practices, physical barriers in the environment, or larger scale oppression. It is oftentimes unintentional and most people are completely unaware of the impact of their words or actions.
Hey Harsha, wasn't Venkatesh being hurtfully verticalist against Aryan the other day? He would continuously and intentionally dunk on him in order to emphasize his height privilege. He even went as far as to call out Aryan's short stature. Do you think he's aware of his verticalism? I hope Aryan's doing okay.
Verticalism by vijaythegoat March 14, 2022

Suburban vertigo 

Disorientation one experiences while traveling around residential and commercial zones in and around a city. Feeling lost while driving around a location for the first time.
I would have made it to the bar mitzvah sooner, but my goddamn suburban vertigo put me going West on Oak St when I thought I was going East.
Suburban vertigo by JC Mathews February 11, 2017

Hop on VERTIGO 

Typically used by DAII (Dojo Awful Industries Incorporated) members to signify anal sex, the VERTIGO part referencing DAII's game called VERTIGO

verticoli 

Handmade hairbrush manufactured in Italy, carved out of illegal whalebone, its perfectly balanced, with low drag and minimal torque to be applied during each brush. Price is around $12000 USD or 30 million lira.
Jimmy: Its that a brush?
Chazz: Not just a brush, but a verticoli...
verticoli by rromeo_f November 7, 2007

Human Verification 

The worst fucking thing ever invented by technology and makes you question if Satan has found a way to torture us on Earth. It`s damn near impossible to get them correct, and it ruins fucking everything. Even here on Urban Dictionary I had to fucking click that i`m not a robot to a god damn robot. I give a big fat fuck you to whoever the hell made this online torture device. 🖕🖕🖕🖕