verification wipe

Wiping ones rear end for fear that the flatulence just expelled may have inadvertently gone to the next level. i.e. verifying whether or not one has in fact pooped his/her pants. Most often happening at work or out at clubs/bars

I ate three chilli dogs last night and drank 18 beers so that fart is going to need a verification wipe

by V Allen May 12, 2008

VERIFICATION

the process of establishing the truth, accuracy, or validity of something.
"the verification of official documents"
noun

guy1:hello
guy2:sorry you cant come in you need to pass verification test
guy1;ok
guy2;are you a robot?!
guy1;no
guy2;ok you can come in.

by wdjidiwuwidnfreywuqi July 7, 2021

verifiction

When you are attempting to verify well-documented information to locate the source, but find out it is actually based in fiction.

For example: When someone posts a bogus story on Facebook and when you try to find the source all you get is an article from someone's blog, or Fox News, but no credible source.

Dude, did you check out that story?
Yah, it's definitely verifiction.

(similar to an urban legend)

by not-a-conversnake January 9, 2014

dependent verification audit

A hypocritical corporate phishing /data mining scheme, that demands an employee surrender personally identifiable information to third parties, while at the same time demanding security for the companies own proprietary data. It is sold as product to corporations by data mining companies as a way save money, at the expensive of causing disgruntled employees through potential identity fraud.

Damn, I just got nasty-gram from a dependent verification audit firm demanding my families information. Fucking hypocrites, I would feel safer shopping at Target.

by Northern Europian thug May 12, 2014

fuckface verification

Used as an exta security option, mostly used in all types of security and safety procedures. Mostly, it is used to check if someone is out for trouble, and used by the bouncer at a club.

Also, smartphones use it to unlock your phone.

Dude, this guy was acting tough, it didn't take me long before the fuckface verification was completed. So I bounced him TF outta here.

by thejewish038 December 3, 2017

Twitter verification checkmark

A blue checkmark next to a Twitter account indicating that some doofus spent 8 dollars to look like a jackass

"John is a pompous douche who thinks he's better than everyone else because he bought a Twitter verification checkmark"

by Saulman500 February 4, 2024

Verificating

A word made up by a moron. He meant verifying.

We will be verificating this manual.

by Jimmeny p August 1, 2023