Vetsplaining

The act of simply and unpretentiously explaining medical and nonmedical information about veterinary medicine to both medically trained and laypersons.

Vetsplaining is an invaluable and humorous podcast by Dr. Lisa McFaddin.

Let me vetsplain hyperthyroidism in cats to you.

In order to convey the severity of Fluffy's illness the doctor vetsplained the problem precisely and completely to the owner.

If only my veterinarian could describe my dog's problem in a way I understood easily....oh you need her/him to vetsplain it to you.

by Dr. LOL September 14, 2018

andrew velasquez

The hot lead vocalist of Crown The Empire
(2010-present)

Did you hear andrew velasquez's heavenly voice when he sang "Machines"

by ronnieradke March 2, 2015

Cain Velasquez

The baddest Motherfucker ever to in the UFC heavyweight division.

Guy 1: Hey did you watch UFC 110?
Guy 2: Hell ya the best part was cain velasquez tormenting that guy with those eight punches to tha mutha fuckin face
Guy: *_*, HELL YA DUDE!

by Mac Dre's Friend July 24, 2010

Velostremeu

noun. An overwhelming happiness

adjective: velostremeuous

adverb: velostremeuously

On the hot summer day, the sound of the ice cream truck filled the children with velostremeu.

by smores18 June 5, 2017

Ventsislava

The coolest person ever, who is obssesd with Billie Eilish💚🖤💚🖤

Ventsislava is amazing broo

by billstheking March 2, 2021

haricots verts

Pretentious french words for "green bean." Bitches with food recipes that can't stand on their own by virtue of actual taste or presentation like to drop obscure or French phrases into their recipe titles in lieu of normal English words in a stilted effort to make it seem more exotic.

Thus, you have bullshit words like "haricots verts" instead of green beans, "galette" instead of pastry, "jus" instead of juice, "crudités" instead of veggies, and so on.

If you're cooking fucking green beans, just say so. Your worth as a chef is dependent on your goddamn food itself, not what you call it.

Menu item: Haricots Verts in its own jus, served over a beurre reduction.
Translation: Green beans with butter.

by bigtrick October 14, 2006

velto

an encounter of the highly sexual variety; someone who has sexual needs 24/7; the expression that names passionate mattress sex.

"Hey! My boyfriend and I pulled a Velto last night, we had GREAT webcam sex!"

"Yo, guys! last night I veltoed on my mattress.....then got caught by my mom.... next time I'm locking the door"

"JEEZ YOU ARE SUCH A VELTO, YOU SKEEZ!"

"Noreen, stop pulling velto"

by becauseweloveyou August 28, 2009