mission viejo

City in Orange County, California with the most gated communities per capita of any city in the United States. Basically everyone who lives in Mission Viejo lives in a gated community.

"so your friend lives in Mission Viejo? It must take you hours to get through all those rent-a-cops."

by Party Hat July 8, 2005

mission viejo, california

City in Orange County. Mostly all white, upperclass. Filled with 40 year olds who look 20 thanks to monthly botox injections. Kids' first cars are BMWs that they use to drive to gorgeous beaches everyday after school. Perfect weather, natives feel its the center of the world. Quite "the bubble."

You're from Mission Viejo, California? Hows the weather?
Constantly perfect.

by Mike Rosh November 8, 2008

Mission Viejo High School

home of the diablos. a school where every kid freshman-seniors vape in the bathroom any chance they can get. where kids brag about how many drugs they have done and have competitions to see who smokes the most weed. mostly filled with overly conceited black people that take selfies in the middle of class and/or walking to class. if you go to this school it is most likely you are embarrassed, unless you’re on the football team, you feel like a superior being

You go to Mission Viejo High School? That’s embarrassing.

by honestthugger069 September 19, 2018

Taintous Veinous

noun: The vein running from the ballsac to the anus, crossing over the taint region.

Commonly used for administering I.V.s

"While suzy was sucking my balls, her tongue followed my 'Taintous Veinous' to locate my asshole for a tossing of the salad."

by Hot Meat Injection December 25, 2007

Veiron

A race of human being with a penis size of 3cm
They derive from the planet pindixio-maximus
When erect they reach there full length of growth at 2.5cm (non-erect 1cm average)
Veirons usually have 1 brother and 2 sisters

I peeked at a guy in a public toilet, he must've been a Veiron cause that was less than 3cm

by Dawnylicious December 20, 2013

veljohnson

v. - To drive really really fast.
n. - a black cop/actor

1.) I totally veljohnson'ed down the highway because I was late for the house show. My car skidded off the road.

2.) "Urkel be my buddy yo."

by Chadwick December 16, 2004

viejo verde

Spanish slang used to describe a pedophile or a sleazy, perverted person who often gives wierd or creepy looks to attractive people or young girls

Pull up your top, Becky, you know your uncle is a real viejo verde.

by beckydabaron420 May 5, 2018