Vegemite

A dark, sticky food paste that has become a staple of the Australian diet. Made from brewer's yeast, it is a rich source of B vitamins. Brewer's yeast is a by-product of the beer brewing process. Consequently, an ample supply exists in Australia. Vegemite's flavour is extremely salty and remarkably strong. It is one of the few things the alcohol-numbed tongues of inebriated Aussies can actually taste, hence its popularity in its home market. However, that popularity has not transitioned to other countries. In many English speaking cultures, it's known as "Satan's Stool" or "Poo in a Jar".

Wizard of Oz: "Oi, mate! Care for some Vegemite?"

Sober Guy: "No thanks. I'd have to suck a koala's ass to get the taste out of my mouth."

by Fosters Forall November 3, 2009

Cheese and Vegemite Sandwich

The lunch of choice for many Australian children (and adults, for that matter). Often found in school lunchboxes. Cheese used is usually Kraft Cheddar or Coon Tasty.

Referenced in the popular Australian song "Down Under" by Men At Work.

"What have you got for lunch today?"
"Cheese and vegemite sandwich again, mmm"
"Sweet!"

by Jamhos February 22, 2008

Vegemite Driller

Vegemite is an Australian delicacy which is very dark brown in colour and of viscose consistency, it is somewhat reminiscent of fecal matter.
A mans anus is choc-full of fecal matter, which is somewhat reminiscent of Vegemite; ergo, etc...i

Anal sex between men establishes a pumping motion, reminiscent of drilling.

Therefore, it is logical that the act of anal sex between two consenting men of (or exceeding) the age of consent be referred to as Vegemite Drilling and the men themselves be named Vegemite Drillers.

Those two Vegemite Drillers will be drilling for Vegemite until someone ruptures a sphincter.

by fat.cunt.with.a.tiny.cock April 26, 2015

Vegemite

A disgusting, salty black paste that Australians worship. Harvested from Kangaroo excretion, the excretion is then cooked on the Bunnings grill and heated into Vegemite. - Used as a method of execution in the late 1700s.

God: *creates vegemite*
Humans: sad moaning noises

by MarcoThePineapple June 20, 2020

vegemite

An Australian paste commonly spread on bread or crackers.
It is browny-black in colour and made from yeast.
It has a salty and tangy taste that is almost inpossible to describe accurately.

"Hey Mum, Can i have a vegemite sandwitch for lunch today?"
"Sure Hun"

by Megzie the Aussie : ) July 6, 2006

Vegemite

A cancerous deathpaste that tastes of sadness, batteries and asses.

How can you love Vegemite? It tastes like sadness. It tastes like batteries. It tastes like asses. I cannot hold a man so close who spreads this cancer on his toast.

-Amanda Palmer

by chrispey March 9, 2011

vegebitch

A vegetarian or vegan who pushes his/her beliefs onto others whether or not their opinion is asked. This person is usually a self-righteous, self-taught know-it-all and will make you feel uncomfortable eating around them, as they will disect your eating habits and judge you as a person based on what you eat.

"Hey, Tiffany, do you want to go get some lunch?"

"Um, no...I couldn't sit there and watch you eat something that was once alive while I eat my righteous salad. What's wrong with you? Don't you have a heart?"

"Well...I thought I did, but you pretty much just made me feel like a serial killer..."

"Good, that's what you are, eating poor animals."

"Oh YEAH? Well you're a vegebitch! Keep your opinions to yourself, I'm going to McDees."

by Jessica Cox May 6, 2008