Survivor: Vatican

Reality show in which Cardinals are locked in a room facing elimination challenges until only one is left to become Pope.

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Dude! Did you see the episode of Survivor: Vatican where the jowly cardfinal who thinks he's "all that" gets excommunicated?

No. No I did not.

by gnostic 1 March 5, 2013

Vatican Assassin Warlock

Charlie Sheen.

Greg: "Have you seen Charlie Sheen today?"

Paul: "Yeah, earlier. He should be at work right now."

Greg: "What does he do for a living besides act?"

Paul: "You don't know? He's a Vatican Assassin Warlock"

Greg: "Oh. I was unaware."

Paul: "WINNING!"

by KieferKhaos March 29, 2011

vatican city

FULL OF CONSPIRACIES AND SECRETS!!! They hide them very well...

I tried to unlock the mysteries of Vatican City only to be harassed by Swiss mercenaries.

by 2321244 December 10, 2006

Vatican III

The Catholic table at the Hillsdale College Snack Bar. The Third Vatican Council consists of, but is not limited to: the pretty girl, the goat, the pothead, and the nazi.

"And we thought Vatican II was bad... there's Vatican III."

"It's a good thing we have Vatican III... Squiggle!"

by Galloway February 25, 2008

vatican state

A country the size of the fingernail and the pope lives there, it's a country inside a country, has more Foreigners than any country in the world per capita

Man 1: hey man where do you live and where do you go to school?
Man 2: I live in the Vatican state and go to school in Italy

Man 1: ??????

by Random duuude March 23, 2017

Vatican City

A country of old, religious men located in Italy.

Student: Where does the Pope live?
Google: Vatican City.

by anonymous February 18, 2022

Vatication

When the Pope abdicates the the Chair (cathedra) of Peter before his natural death, the Emeritus Pope is said to be on permanent Vatication.

Vatication is like the ultimate staycation, since it is a vacation in the Vatican taken on a permanent basis by Emeritus Pope.

Emeritus Pope Benedict XVI starts his permanent Vatication on February 28, 2013, the day he abdicates the pontifical throne, doffs his signature red Prada loafers, and his papal ring is destroyed.

by Neologian-PJG February 27, 2013