varlet

1. An attendant or servant.
2. A knight's page.
3. A rascal; a knave.

What a brazen-faced varlet art thou !

by Jaeba April 17, 2003

Vargek

Croation, tall handsome and very intelligent

Jon in Canada, he is a prime example of the difinition. Furthermore, he is bright, and wealthy in various categories. One longs to be in this human form.

by Joan Smith January 31, 2005

Varley's Law

Varleys Law of User Satisfaction simply states that the level of approbation you will receive for any IT work that you undertake is inversely proportional to the level of effort you put into it.
If you spend months working on a complex project and iron out all bugs - you'll get no more than a pat on the back.
On the other hand, knock a quick one off using a simple script and users will bow down before your awesomeness.

Roger had spent half his life perfecting the program and it was now complete, despite the breakup of two marriages, recurring alcoholism, a serious bout of OCD relating to the backslash key and a pathalogical fear of daylight but typical of Varley's Law, all his boss wanted to talk about was how cool the version of Minesweeper that Roger had made in Excel on his lunchbreak was.

by grom March 2, 2009

Vaggle

A group of doucebags walking down the street together.

"Did you see the vaggle that just walked in?"

"Yeah those are the douchebags that work at Vuurr."

by refriedchicken January 3, 2012

varley

An amazing gent, yet also a chronic masturbator. His name signifies greatness and power. Nobody messes with Varley, not even Varley messes with Varley. If you have a Varley in your life you don't want to loose him.

Guy 1: Have you met Varley
Guy 2: Of course! Who hasn't met Varley? That guy is a legend!

by TheBritishBritOfIdioms August 18, 2014

TJ VARBLE

A BITCHBOY THAT THOUGH HE WAS HARD FOR ABOUT AN HOUR, THEN GOT FUCKIN WHOOPED

dude 1: i would be so embarassed if i was tj varble, hes 19 and he got beat up by a 15 year old freshman named seth cox!

dude 2: yeah i heard about that... seth cox is one sexy mofo though!

dude 1: hell yeah!

by effyouslut October 19, 2008

Vaggle

A "vaggle" is a group of women, usually in a casual social setting, having a typical women group conversation.

"vaggle" is derived from vag gaggle

Dennis got caught in a "vaggle". This means that one of your friends was left alone in a conversation with a group of women.

by High Low Jack January 26, 2014