varley

An amazing gent, yet also a chronic masturbator. His name signifies greatness and power. Nobody messes with Varley, not even Varley messes with Varley. If you have a Varley in your life you don't want to loose him.

Guy 1: Have you met Varley
Guy 2: Of course! Who hasn't met Varley? That guy is a legend!

by TheBritishBritOfIdioms August 18, 2014