wankerchief

Any piece of fabric used to clean up your man mess after a session with the lingere section of the Kays catalogue.

"Ah man, that's rank. I just went into your room to get a CD and stood on your wankerchief!"

by Monkey Handler June 23, 2005

yankerchief

A piece of cloth or clothing used by men to "clean up" after masturbating. Frequently used several times between washings, yankerchiefs tend to be very stiff.

I have an old t-shirt under my bed that I use as my yankerchief.

by Nelz9999 June 11, 2006

wankerchief

A old cloth or rag used for clean-ups after, well, wanking off.

"Ewwww... gross. Quit using my good towels! Dammit kid, I even put some wankerchiefs in your nightstand... on top of those magazines!"

by Kat (frustrated Mom) January 11, 2009

wankerchief

Another name for the common tissue, implying that they're only used for wiping up semen.

Friend: Hey man, do you have a wankerchief?
You: No, I used them all last night.

by lewanker July 27, 2011

wankerchiefable

when a woman is so attractive you have to get out your wankerchief and masturbate into it

I saw a pretty lady on the bus wearing a red polka dot scarf - she was very wankerchiefable

by da wrong dooerflgflgkbjlfkgbml December 11, 2017

HankerChief Head Negro

Council persons in the 2nd, 3rd, & 7th ward of Flint City council

“Ladel and Quincy are acting like hankerchief head negros”

by Flint Resident December 20, 2023

Camel's Hankerchief

The gusset of a ladies underwear when aroused and moisture is showing. Derived from "Camel Toe", with consideration to the issue of a camels snout when it has a cold.

Ms. Higgins was astounded by Lord Barnsworth significant man parts , so much that her nether garments had become to resemble a Camel's Hankerchief

by freudianslip69 September 18, 2024