spit valve

when an unusually tall girl is giving a man a rusty trombone in the 69 position while pissing in his mouth

"That Josh Watson is a lucky man dating that ckick basketball player, she's so tall that she spit valved him last night."

by H2zZ December 9, 2004

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rusty spit valve

When receiving a rusty trombone the man flatulates on the hoes tongue.

Yesterday Timmy gave Alicia a rusty spit valve and she was mad.

by tatooed gnome October 16, 2008

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Sausage Valve

The part of the male body used for a multitude of purposes; showing off to friends, Sexual intercourse, Urinating, etc. Also know by such terms as Penis or Dong.

Mark: My woman sure does want a baby.
Tom: You going to give her the fillup?
Mark: Yes sir, Ill open the Sausage valve and iced her cake.
Tom: Way to use your sausage valve buddy!

by imthattechguy January 25, 2011

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Sally valve

an alternate word for the rear portal

If Jimbo tries to pull that crap again he'll receive a good swift kick in the Sally valve.
Kirsty is a filthy bitch, she'll do everything, including taking it in the Sally valve.

by ulb remorse April 5, 2009

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The blamed single-point failure of a man's proposed mission to get laid when the real mission was to Premature Ejaculate and cock block his own cock, thereby wetting pussies but never giving them the satisfaction they don't deserve.

This has been said to be the highest zen move of a few super advanced fuck masters. Namely the Oyel Giants.

Whatever, I've been fucking around with Joe since Billy's shuttle valve is acting nuts and he leaves the seat up and my butt keeps hitting the toilet water and whatever I'm just like fuck that, I'm not even going to tell him, but then again Joe's shuttle valve has been acting weird too lately. Whatever I deserve it... I'm a bitch

by Spill Communication June 25, 2010