valentine's day

Probably the lamest holiday known to man. Just a ridiculous waste of time. I would celebrate groundhog's day way before this lame ass day. It is for wimpy puppy dog types that are about to get their lives ruined by an evil snatch.
I wish the women would shut up about valentine's day and get their asses back to work.
by running out of patience February 14, 2008
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valentine's day

1. an evil "holiday" that is a big crock.

2. a day where people who are single and hating it and recently divorced people are depressed becausing of the glamourization of "love".

3. also known as single's awareness day.
Retailers are excited about Valentine's Day because it will generate more profit.

I'm going to be so depressed on Valentine's Day.

For Valentine's Day me and my single friends are going to go out, try to have fun, and get drunk.
by Marcy January 30, 2004
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Valentine's Day

1: A marketing ploy designed to create the expectation between couples that they will buy useless, overpriced "gifts" for one another that will be quickly forgotten the day afterward.
2: A cruel, vicious holiday designed to mock single people and remind them of just how lonely they are.
1: My girlfriend got pissed 'cuz I didn't get her some shit for Valentine's Day.
2: Valentines Day makes me want to crawl in a hole and die.
by Gazuga April 22, 2004
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valentine's day

Commercialistic bullshit holiday invented by corporations to cash in on pussy-whipped men. Tries to create the image of love and when the day is really about money, greed and materialistic objects. It also makes single people feel miserable. Suicide rates are known to go up during this time of year.
"Hallmark and Fannie May all cash in on Valentines Day while making single people feel miserable in the process."
by DJHill February 14, 2004
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Valentines Day

The day the CEO of Hershey's jumped in bed with the CEO of Hallmark to figure out a way to rip off more nieve Americans of their money and manipulating them into believing they need some other desperate person to make their lives better.
Valentines Day is probably the stupidest day of the whole year. I hate it.
by krock1dk@yahoo.com December 07, 2007
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valentine's day

an evil and pointless holiday that makes people feel left out (i.e. us single folk), depressed, and unloved.

a useless excuse to give your s.o. candy and flowers when u should be doing that all year round, just like you should be helping the homeless all year round and not just on thanksgiving, xmas, and the superbowl.

singles awareness day.
as usual, im single on valentine's day. we gotta be aware of the other singles.
by gunslingergirlvy_c_e February 16, 2006
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What makes or breaks all high school relationships. It isnt fair, buts it's true and you all know it
Girl 1: OMG my BF got me concert tickets for Valentine's Day, I LUV HIM!

Girl 2: Mine only got me candy, I fucking hate him
by A Gorilla August 21, 2007
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