Vaginasauras 

A type of dinosaur that still exists in 2019, that uses marketing spin and fire to kill the people of Australia. Secondary attack is ruthless arm shaking. Has been known to destroy culture and bathrooms notably maccas toilets.

"I thought the dinosaurs were wiped out but this scomo vaginasauras is fucking taking us back to the Stone age"

"We tried to hide after the fires but he fucking chased us down and shook my hand, what a vaginasaur. I feel raped"

Vaginasauras by Drwaterhousen January 8, 2020

Vaginasaurus Rex 

AVagina which is huge, has teeth and is a carnivore because it DEVOURS meat of all sorts.

Its diet of "meat" can cause bad breath if unclean

OH mate, look out for her, she gets around and i hear she has a vaginasaurus rex.

Vaginasaurus Rex by kritter0027 April 7, 2011

vaginasaurus ex

An ex-girlfriend or wife who didn't take your breaking up with her well. A scorn woman intent on revenge on the man who dumped her. Like Wayne's ex in Waynes World

I'm concerned that my friend will suffer an attach from his vaginasaurus ex.

vaginasaurus ex by J Zee July 25, 2009

vaginasuarus 

Sex addict

Caleb is a vaginasuarus

vaginasuarus by Ugly kid named louis March 6, 2015

vaginasaurus 

1. A large predator that should have been extinct a million years ago.

2. A xxxxtra large women who u must first role in flour to find the wet spot.

1. Vaginasaurus is like a riding a Japanese bike... Both fun to ride.. But you wouldn't want your friends to see you riding one.

2. The vaginasaurus that is smiling at me from the bar

vaginasaurus by treespur October 18, 2007

Vaginasaurus Rex 

1.When someone, male or female, is being an incredible whiny bitch and/or seems like they have so much sand in their vagina;real or presumed, that the Mojave Desert then seems like a sand box.

Their mating call is a sound that comes deep within your throat, is loud; above 80 decibels and you have to wag your tongue back and forth in your mouth to create said noise. Since their nature is to wade in their own self pity, instead of being turned on they reply with "What's wrong with you?" or "You're so fucking gay". And then walk away to go and touch his/herself.

Matt: "Oh whoa is me, my life sucks, I'm going to go and drink all day because no one likes me. I hate my job and I just want to kill myself."

Greg: "Dude, you're such a Vaginasaurus Rex"

Vaginasaurus Rex by The Golden Child Is I October 20, 2008

vaginasaurus 

The anatomy of an ancient and should be extinct reptilic woman of the Mesozic dating era. Usually carnivorous and often of enormous size.

Term can also be used in reference to the female attached to the anatomy

He became a gay vegetarian after he was mauled by the Vaginasaurus.

The vaginasaurus gave a deep throated growl and the stench of fleshy decay filled the bedroom.

vaginasaurus by Bermuda Ben May 12, 2008