vagina trough

When a girl is so wet from you going down on her that it's like putting your face in a water trough

Dude, I almost drowned in that bitch's vagina trough

Guy #1: Dude what's on your face?
Guy #2: Oh I just went down on this chick and she was so wet it was like putting my face in a trough of water
Guy #1: Yeah, you mean a vagina trough

by GTPSaction June 11, 2010

Vagina Distortion Field

Like the notorious reality distortion field (RDF) of Steve Jobs, a Vagina Distortion Field (VDF) affects perception, which thereby alters behavior. When someone is affected by a woman's VDF, every aspect of her being seemingly improves in that person's view. A woman's VDF typically only influences those who have not yet had access to said vagina. Being warped by a VDF is different than being pussy whipped. With the latter, the whipped individual behaves abnormally to maintain access to the pussy, but perception of the vagina owner is not altered. The VDF often has the greatest affect on the owner of the vagina, making her vastly overestimate her worth, influence, and potential.

Spock: "Captain, you are once again risking the lives of the entire crew in the pursuit of some green slag."

Kirk: "Mr. Spock, your libido-less Vulcan logic fails to grasp the enormity of the daily Pon Farr that starship command subjects on a man."

Spock: "Mr. Sulu and Mr. Chekov, move the Enterprise as far as is necessary and raise whatever shield is needed to protect the captain's mind from the insidious Vagina Distortion Field that is destroying his judgement."

Kirk: "Spawwwwwwwwwk!!!"

<cue Kirk fight music>

by Bachelor boB January 17, 2012

Vaginacology

The unofficial, non-scientific study of the female vagina where males assume to know what a woman's vagina will look, smell, or taste like without prior intimate knowledge.

Made popular by Vaginacology.com

vaginacologist, someone who believes themselves studied in vaginacology.

I know my vaginacology, that chick shaves it bald.

by ReverendBob June 10, 2009

vaginager

A word used to describe the acidic taste from a womens vagina. It is comparable to putting your tongue on a 9 volt battery.

When I went down on her the vaginager was so strong I had to stop.

by Nate Sanborn September 9, 2007

Street Vagina

A classy name for a 'manhole' found in the middle of roads. To be non sexist.

Hopefully that guy doesn't fall down into that street vagina!

by L2MS August 4, 2010

vagina doppelganger

Someone that is so good going down on a female, it feels like there is two people down there.

Aye my boy is a vagina doppelganger so get something good off the meat rack

by smashley and trip j October 12, 2010

Recto-vaginal pouch

The recto-vaginal pouch, also known by various other names (e.g., pouch of Douglas, vaginal cul-de-sac, deep pussy), is the extension of the peritoneal cavity between the rectum and the posterior wall of the uterus in the female human body. Often formed by oversized objects such as the penis pushing past the cervix and stretching out the lowest point in the female abdomen.

I knew she had had many loves when I reached her recto-vaginal pouch and could not touch bottom.

by Dancerooster July 29, 2021