vadge goggles

Vadge goggles are special safety eyewear worn to prevent explosive vaginal fluids from blinding the male during cunnilingus or vanillingus.

Jacques generally wears vadge goggles when he goes down, down, down, down.

by Jacques Asse April 28, 2009

Vadge-fro

A term describing a females pubic hair region, a girl with a Vadge-fro is said to have pubic hair so large and hairy it resembles a afro.

Holly's Vadge-fro was so large, Josh needed hedge trimmers to get through.

by poonhunter12345 March 31, 2009

vadge badging

The female equivalent of cock blocking.

Did you see Ellie vadge badging us at Shakers last night?

by Wasa Bread December 17, 2008

Vadge wipe

A pre-moistened towelette, a wet wipe, when used by a lady for personal hygiene.

I didn't wash when I came out tonight but I used a vadge wipe before I let your boyfriend go down on me.

by enile February 23, 2009

Vadge Badge

The hymen. Should only be used in a situation where a woman's virginity is confirmed by her intact membrane. Since the hymen is viewed as a corporeal representation of chastity, it is referred to as a badge.

"Still sportin' the Vadge Badge, miss?"

by Will K (the 'K' stands for 'Killa') September 20, 2005

Vadge stache

Pubes; Pubic hair usually on a vadge

You gotta shave your vadge stache

by Ja-fakin April 27, 2006

Vadge Comb

A comb in which you comb your pubic area.

dude, did you see her using her vadge comb?

by heavenly_blues January 25, 2010