vessel

A body a spirit possesses for some purpose.

Lex was the vessel for Zod.
Kyle was the vessel for the antichist.

by Adrian October 3, 2006

Willing Vessel

(wil-ing ves-uhl)
–noun

Disposed or consenting; inclined: willing to go along; cheerfully consenting or ready; done, given, borne, used, etc., with cheerful readiness to be used for holding liquids or other contents or as a tube or duct, as an artery or vein, containing or conveying urine, semen, or some other body fluid.

Primarily used to convey disbelief that one has been "cured" of homosexuality by primarily religious means.

Secondarily used to convey subtle snark in conversation with those who purport to have been "cured" of homosexuality or to have prayed the gay away.

Girl, our new Pastor is born again. He's washed clean of the homosexuality and the gay. That's right. But I hear he's a 'willing vessel' for more than just the word of the Lord, if you know what I'm sayin'.

by JTB1967 January 15, 2011

vessell

Anyone with the name has a super chode

look at that dudes vessell

by jweeze January 14, 2010

Vitesse

A beautiful super blond girl with an awesome heart. She is usually a dancer and is super friendly. She is really sweet, but don’t be fooled! A Vitesse can also stand up for herself, so don’t mess with her! A Vitesse also tends to have freckles and a gorgeous smile, as well as sky blue eyes. A Vitesse is a great friend!

“Vitesse is legit the best, you should hang out with her more!!”

by Hey people of the world May 30, 2018

Vesseling

When you're a physcho chic and want his babies but he's brought protection and has worn it. So after he's removed the condom, you take it from the bin, turn it inside out and put it inside you, hoping to become pregnant and have his babies, trapping him forever. Getting a free council house and child benefits in the process.

Usually an act performed by council house anti social vermin (CHAVs) and receptionists trying to trap their bosses or blackmailing them regarding an affair.

I couldn't be bothered to get a job and wait for a house and everything else, so I slept with this guy and vesseled him.

I'm going vesseling tonight, I can't be bothered with working anymore and saving up for a deposit.

I vesseled my boss as he wouldn't leave his wife for me.

by J-Stash 23 July 9, 2018

love vessel

A beautiful penis yearned by many women.

I took that chick Megan last night for a ride on my love vessel. She booked her tickets 3 months ago.

by Klitiklr March 29, 2016

Broken Vessel

The broken Vessel is a boss in the Teach cherry game "Hollow Knight". He appears as a small black creature with a mask, as well as having a bulbous orange blob inside his broken skull.

You can find him to the far left in the Ancient Basin.

You may walk throughout the deep of the ancient Basin, but beware the Broken Vessel.

by n_u_m_l_o_k December 3, 2020