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vendor

Someone who works to a company without social security link. A way to avoid costs hiring people for a long time. A kind of "reducing costs" strategy.
Normally VENDOR works like normal employees but has no Vacation, Bonus , etc...
A group of workers that get some prejudice sometimes, because they work better than the regular employees exposing their weakness to their bosses.
Hey Folk why my boss gave the activity to the Vendor and not for me?
by Mr Miguel November 7, 2006
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cock vendor

A really, really huge black dude who pimps out skinny white dudes. Cock vendors are usually named Aram or Jeeves and they always carry a machete. They are descendants of the great "Harry White," a prostitution visionary.

You can find cock vendors in most large cities hanging out on the corner pretending to be Rastafarians. Don't be fooled - the hair is fake.

Not to be confused with pimps.
Man, let's grab some grub and then go visit the cock vendor. He'll fix us right up.
by Pollup December 11, 2007
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Vendolla

machines that you put your change in and get something out of such as a candy bar, soda or coffee.
Jon was thirsty on his lunch break, so he headed to the Vendolla for a Cola.

Jon needed something sweet, so he purchased a candy bar from the Vendolla.
by Poparama February 8, 2007
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vendor

A vendor is frequently depicted as a force that may be conjured by management to hamper or destroy forward mobility within a company or an organization, and can never be controlled under any circumstances. Vendors provide proprietary services utilizing backward ideas, dysfunctional system components, and non-functional or non-existent technical support. Vendors gain and maintain strength by means of information repression and intense use of circular logic and evasion. “Training” is typically something of a goldbrick.

Institutions suffering from Vendor lock-in can often be compared to the poverty stricken communist state which existed under the East German occupation of 1949 – 1990 by the former Soviet Union.
We were thinking about outsourcing the website to an outside vendor. It seems to be working well enough and we decided we'd like to try fucking it completely. Anyway Bob's friend runs ShitStream Content Management Sytems Inc. and we're old frat buds, so tell the company to suck it. We've already implemented a system to blame the IT guys. Send out a memo.
by Armand Banana November 11, 2005
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vendouble

to get two pieces of ordered goods from vending machine instead of one because of for e.g. shaking it
"I've just vendoubled Mars, I got two bars instead of one!"
by gabosh August 20, 2009
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Fat vendo bitch

Is where a male stuffs food under a womans fatrolls and then shoves his dick in her belly button which forces some of the food out.
I did the fat vendo bitch with nicole last night
by Grand wizard of the kkk January 18, 2021
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vendorpussy

A female used to assist with the sale of goods, typically at a trade show or can even be a professional related to the product. Could be used to promote the otherwise unsaleable or just generically.
You really need to get some vendorpussy to help you pimp that product.
by IanMcG January 5, 2009
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