Skip to main content

Urine Potato

A handle (pseudonym) that was used on dial-up BBSs in the late-1980s until approx. the turn of the century. Used on internet BBSs (forums or even fora if you want to be anal about it!) even to this day {early-2013}.

Can also be used to describe a potato that tastes like piss.
Welcome to The Toylet Bowl BBS!

Enter handle: URINE POTATO
Enter password: **********

Login successful!
You have 1440 minutes remaining in this session.

--------------------------------------------------------------------

{John}: Martha, this fucking spud tastes like piss!!!
{Martha}: Sorry about that John, you must have gotten a urine potato!
by Telephony January 3, 2013
mugGet the Urine Potato mug.

Urinal Turtle

When someone takes a dump in a urinal.
I had to take a leak so badly but when I got in there I saw someone had dropped a urinal turtle.
by Walkerslaw September 3, 2012
mugGet the Urinal Turtle mug.

urine balls

That nasty collection of plastic balls at the playgrounds of fast food restaurants across this great country of ours. Those balls aren't wet because it rained, it's because some kid peed in the play structure.
Child: “Mom, can I go play? I’m done with my happy meal.”
Mom: “Yes, just be sure to stay out of the urine balls.”
by workinglate February 8, 2007
mugGet the urine balls mug.

urinehead

Somebody who has enuresis (pisses the bed) well past his or her childhood years.
{Dave; at a jr. high basketball game to his 12 year-old stepbrother}: He wets the bed, urinehead!!!
by Telephony April 9, 2013
mugGet the urinehead mug.

buffer urinal

The requisite one urinal minimum you put between you and any other men who may be pissing at a row of urinals. It's a courtesy thing, and it's about proximity more than line of sight: shame shields don't obviate the need for a buffer urinal.

Of course, when you're in a situation where the buffer is impossible because there are more men than there are urinals (sporting events, concerts, etc.), the buffer urinal no longer applies.
I took my place in the row, making sure to leave a buffer urinal between me and the blonde.
by The Grammar Nazi March 20, 2004
mugGet the buffer urinal mug.

urinal mustache

When the mens room at your office building has not been cleaned for an amount of time that allows the rim of the urinal to collect pubic hair. The collection then appears like a mustache on the rim.
I almost puked when I had to use the restroom and the urinal mustache tickled my hand.
by halpleh November 1, 2008
mugGet the urinal mustache mug.

Urinalism

1. Something written on a urinal, typically by a drunk individual.
2a. An article of "journalism" which is of particularly bad quality or of a particularly foolish nature.
2b. An article of "journalism" which is extremely political to the point which there is nothing of worth to be gleamed from it.
1. He entertained himself in the bathroom by reading the urinallisms.
2a. Everyone reading is just reading for your urinalism, you ARE the joke.
2b. How do they make any money when all they is this urinalism?
by Flazzorb November 7, 2019
mugGet the Urinalism mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email