urethral sheath

aka the penis

He: I have to keep my urethral sheath warm & moist, will you help?
She: sure!
He: *thinks* "Score!"

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 15, 2016

urethral being

Other than body parts

You urethral being

by anonymous October 2, 2022

urethral plane

The alternate dimension that lies between the material and outer planes. Basically, it’s a whole dimension of the inside of a penis

The heroes found a portal to the urethral plane, and when they entered, there was urine.

by NastyN88 January 1, 2023

urethral stimulation

urethral stimulation is a sexual activity that some guys like to enjoy. One dude inserts a sound, which may be electrified, into another guy's piss hole and moves it up and down until he blows his load.

I blew my load when Matt turned on the electricity to the sound he was using to give me urethral stimulation the first time!

by eda-skip August 28, 2023

urethral juices

The fatal fluid fictitiously figured to flow from fine phallus.

"Yo Grandma I forgot to pull out, want me to suck out the urethral juices so you don't get preggers?"

by anonymous November 1, 2023

Urethral Eulogy

Typically done as a torture method, the victim inserts pencil lead into their urethra and is forced to right a eulogy using their penis as the pencil.

Person 1- “Did the kill the child milestone once he made it to prison”
Person 2- “No, typically at this prison the inmate force them to make a Urethral Eulogy to the family”

by Antwan Guzzels June 10, 2024

Urethral Swab

The most painful shit a human being can experience where they brutally stab your urethra with a massive medieval pike to test for std

Person 1: i got a urethral swab yesterday, when i piss it feels like im peeing broken glass and lava.

by Refund763 December 26, 2025