Unreliable Bassist

A person who at first has a lot of friends and then ditches them for her his girlfriend then ditches his girlfriend for his friends then ditches his friends for his girlfriend and so-on. In the end he cant figure out what to do. Also doesn't get past "first base".

Chuck: Yo. Paul is such an Unreliable Bassist!
Ricky: Yeah he is always with his girlfriend Cindy!
Chuck: He never chills with us anymore!

Nick: Hey, Paul! You never chill with your girlfriend! whats up with that?
Paul: Well I felt like i ditched you guys so i want to chill with you guys again!
Nick: But now your ditching with your girlfriend!!

Paul: Wow, your right! I have to chill with her!
Nick: Choose who you want to hang out with! Your being such an Unreliable Bassist!

by disniggaha December 31, 2009

Unreliable Narrator

A narrator, in film, theatre, or literature, whose credibility has been seriously compromised.

"Jack", or the Narrator, in Fight Club (1999) is an example of an unreliable narrator.

by hsue7388e83838383 January 13, 2021

urelian

someone who sounds nice at first, but in truth, will attack you with words

"urelian got so angry all of a sudden!"

by bloodyknucklecream May 17, 2021

urelate

To continually tie current events to unrelated past events

Tom: Yeah that like the time that I blah blah blah........
Max: Dude dont urelate like that its annoying as hell

by Maxkolpingtulu April 3, 2007

unreliabill

a person named bill, billy, or william who can not be relied upon

clinton said he would never cheat again, but he is unreliabill

by pwns3524 May 13, 2010

urelie

Total Badass - Coolest people alive

He’s such a Urelie

by Hayawan November 5, 2020

Unreliable dipshit

clam

Clam is an unreliable dipshit

by lawlee1 March 13, 2021