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Sick Fuck Upchuck

When you force a person to swallow three fresh ass logs at once in an attempt to make them puke and possible infect them with something. This will only work if said person is someone from Urban Dictionary has posted one or more definitions (rejected or not) that involve consuming feces with possible rough anal sex, otherwise it is just torture.
Seriously people... stop posting disgusting shit on Urban Dictionary! If you are trying to get some form of recognition for something then get your damn facts straight and post a REAL sex position WITH REFERENCES! UD is for ALL audiences not just for you sick little cunts!

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Alabama Upchuck 

When a drunk and disorderly person goes down on their partner and throws up on their partner's genitals
Yo, how did it go with that chick last night, did you bang her?
Nah, she was upset and left early after I gave her an Alabama Upchuck
Alabama Upchuck by x_Z$_x January 27, 2011

Fellatio upchuck

When in the act of performing fellatio the penis ventures a little too deep for their partner thus resulting in them throwing up all over your sweaty cigar. The shock of this causes the receiver to faint while the giver flees weeping.
" Alan thought the blow job was going pretty well until Sarah, to his horror, had a Fellatio Upchuck "

billie joel upchuck

when someone is puking so much that in the prosses of puking they start to sing like a pussy like billie joel
he was so shitfaced that when he was puking he pulled a billie joel upchuck

an upchuck and a throw away

A Minnesotan saying for directions to a home or dwelling
Oh ya know our house isn't that far, it's just an upchuck and a throw away!

reverse upchuck fuck 

When a man is about to dry heave and your girl puts a strap on on and fucks you in the ass.
I woke up in the morning hung over with a sore ass, I look over at my girl and ask her what happened last night? She looks at me and says, " I had to get my reverse upchuck fuck in babe!"

Unchucky Cheesestring 

Synonym for ‘unlucky’ or ‘hard luck’. Commonly used in a context where someone is in an extremely unlucky situation
Elaine: ‘I pay €10,000 in school fees every year and you failed for the 2nd time (*starts crying)
Byrnie: ‘Oh shit, Unchucky Cheesestring Mom’