uptime

Social status measurement used by hopeless geeks as an alternate indicator of penile length. Completely non-representative of actual work being accomplished by said computer. Most accurate indicator known of time between power outages.

by Bob McFillius April 8, 2003

Untie The Knot

Amazing divorce company who helps you untie the knot.

Dick and Jane have been separated for years and have finally contacted "Untie The Knot" to finalize their divorce

by KayKitson December 17, 2015

unimeow

(singular) one meow

The cat let out a unimeow.

by iiloveher January 23, 2018

untimely

Referring to an event that is unexpected, unforseen, or happens at an inopportune moment.

Bob's dead? No way! We were supposed to swing with he and his wife this weekend. How untimely.

by O.P.A. October 29, 2007

untied

Very common mispelling of "united".

"Making a typo that reads 'UNTIED States of America' is very very very very very bad. Watch out!"
-me

by Dave October 31, 2004

untamed gorilla

A reckless, often notably violent African-American man who has utter disregard of the probable consequences of his actions -- like a wild, savage beast acting on instinct. Usually it refers to violent gang-related activity. It is considered a horribly racist thing for non-blacks to say but has some seminal usage in urban / hip-hop culture.

Untamed gorillas
Uptown for sho'
Gettin' full of that raw Mac Melph Calio
Totin choppers on the street like it's very legal
Lovin' blue eyes and curly hair cuz that's fuckin' people
-- Hot Boys, "Infrared Dot"

by LFB October 19, 2008

untimely visitor

when a guy gets a really obvious boner, tries to play it off, but everyone knows anyways

The other day i saw a bunch of girls staring at me and giggling. Hey I figured it must be good. But when they started pointing at my crotch. Damn I knew it was an untimely visitor.

by Clare..and of course..eric too. May 19, 2004