unshrekful

Not being shrek

You are unshrekful

by Not a communist October 28, 2019

Unscrew The Tip

The act of unscrewing one's 'tip' of the penis, and putting it into a plastic case with liquid.

Peter: Ah man, i had to unscrew the tip on friday, it was proper itching

Sue: If i had a tip it would irritate me too, don't worry

by dr dipper January 9, 2010

Unscrew

Unscrew(v) Masturbating with one's left hand; the opposite of screwing yourself.

"Instead of screwing himself, Johny decided to use his left hand and furiously unscrew himself."

by CLiFF June 3, 2004

unscrewupable

adj (un-skrü-up-ā-bəl) - to be configured in a way that even the most daft minded idiots should not be able to perform improperly.

He's gone and ruined the unscrewupable. How does he manage to not make my drink right? Everything is pre-measured and timed to remove operator error!

by funkyrequiem April 12, 2011

uncureables

A sexually transmitted disease that has no cure. usually herpes.

I heard Phil has been hammering Kirsten. And I heard she has a case of the uncureables.

by RigginMan91 August 18, 2007

usurer

A person who loans money to others and charges interest, particularly at an illegal, exorbitant, or unfair rate.

1609, William Shakespeare, Sonnet 4:
Profitless usurer, why dost thou use
So great a sum of sums, yet canst not live?
1936, Margaret Mitchell, Gone with the Wind, chapter XLIII
"You can go to the Carpetbag usurers if you want money."

by RosaTotta April 1, 2018

unsurprised

when something happens when you don’t want it to and you don’t deserve it but it happens anyway but you gonna be a bigger person cuz it’s better revenge

I was unsurprised in how ms. villa displayed time and time again her pettiness towards people.

by thismightbeillegal December 3, 2018