Unireal

Real at all times and all places throughout the time-space continuum throughout the multiverse.

Guardsman Bob's stream is UNIREAL!

by Zyvexal September 10, 2011

unshrekful

Not being shrek

You are unshrekful

by Not a communist October 28, 2019

Unscrew The Tip

The act of unscrewing one's 'tip' of the penis, and putting it into a plastic case with liquid.

Peter: Ah man, i had to unscrew the tip on friday, it was proper itching

Sue: If i had a tip it would irritate me too, don't worry

by dr dipper January 9, 2010

Unscrew

Unscrew(v) Masturbating with one's left hand; the opposite of screwing yourself.

"Instead of screwing himself, Johny decided to use his left hand and furiously unscrew himself."

by CLiFF June 3, 2004

unscrewupable

adj (un-skrü-up-ā-bəl) - to be configured in a way that even the most daft minded idiots should not be able to perform improperly.

He's gone and ruined the unscrewupable. How does he manage to not make my drink right? Everything is pre-measured and timed to remove operator error!

by funkyrequiem April 12, 2011

Unfireable

To be self employed

When you own the business, the last thing you would have to worry about is someone letting you go, you’re unfireable

by Unfireable March 6, 2018

unirection

someone who is just a major pain in the hoo-hah

Man, that Teller is a total unirection

by Bob da Builder October 5, 2005