Unfortunate Farter

A poor person who attempts to fart but shits themselves instead.

There was an unfortunate farter in my exam hall today.

by The Ultimate Mongoose June 10, 2010

unfortunate

Someone who is plain, they are not totally ugly, but they aren't that attractive either. Mainly used to describe physical appearance but can also be used to describe a person's character, personality, or lifestyle.

"Well, he's not that unfortunate."

by Original_Ashley December 9, 2003

unfortunate face

A kind way to say someone is either ugly or just doesn't look right

That girl's nice and all but she sure does have an unfortunate face

by Lop lop March 8, 2010

unfortunate circumstance

Your current state being less than optimal.

We're stranded on an uncharted island. This unfortunate circumstance is the result of our plane crashing into the ocean.

by Stumblers August 10, 2016

unfortunate fold

the fold you get when wearing chakie or cargo shorts while sitting, that makes it appear as if you have an erection

i was watching blues clues yesterday and my mom saw my unfortunate fold, so now she thinks im a freak

by benson 122333 August 4, 2009

Unfortunatum

When a situation is seen as so unfortunate that the decision-maker is confined to an Ultimatum;
A descriptor for the lowest levels of unfortunate conceivable by Man

Adjective: "Oh you have to write 3 Theses for this Semester? That's pretty unfortunatum."
Noun: "He found himself in an unfortunatum when he had to decide between 2D and 3D Girls."

by Solstro April 23, 2018

unfortunate

An expression of utter dismay when you play e5 in response to e4 in a game of bughouse.

Pieces, give me pieces. I think I can checkmate in five.
Unfortunate.

by raskolnikov, PhD. April 12, 2007