underpants gnomes

An underground group of elite gnomes who conspire to reap huge profits from the theft of underpants.

Their diabolical scheme has thus far gone undetected, but with a growing wave of underpants shortages across the western U.S, expect the price of underpants to surge to unimaginable levels.

"No i did not forget to pack my underpants, the underpants gnomes stole them."

by basscrr March 29, 2009

underguns

The flabby gelatinous skin-mass found on the underside of post menopausal women.

"Hey dawg, did you see the underguns on Angela Landsbury on last night's episode of Murder She Wrote."

by Kyle Wilkinson October 30, 2007

underpang

n.

Spanish slang for underpants/underwear

"Hey Cabrera, nice underpang!"

by Ballsackreligious April 19, 2006

underbun

(Noun) - When a woman's buttocks pleasantly peaks out from the bottom of her respective garments.

"Dude, that mini-skirt on Tami is giving me a great shot of her underbun."

by ActuallyMike December 31, 2015

Captain Underpants

Just the coolest, most badass, thug, gangster, lord god commander who shed his clothing to battle his foes with fury of a thousand suns.

Man #1: Hey you are looking like a captain underpants kind of brother today
Badass Man: I know, I'm totally not a noob.

by TheKewlestKatAround July 30, 2015

steelers underpants

only worn by true pittsburgh steelers fans, these underpants consist of gold markings on the front, markings on the back that can range from a black to a brown, and on the bottom consisting of both. can usually be found at the top of the dirty laundry pile the day after a big game, or more commonly still on the yinzer when he wakes up.

Boy, Justin sure was wasted during the game; he'll be waking up in his steelers underpants.

"Do the steelers underpants in the corner belong to Joey Nelis?"
"That's a stupid question."

by Justin Gallagher December 21, 2006

Underpants Party

Underpants parties are events that take place when two adults (or more) are quite fond of of one another and they decide to have a party where the only articles of clothing allowed to be worn are underpants and accessories. They are invitation *only*.

Brandon: I hear that Ava is throwing an Underpants party.
Kathan: Oh I know, I was given an invitation.

by epicavacado September 18, 2015