Uncorked

Uncorked (adjective) - to be in a state of unpredictability, often spirited, carefree and rambunctious, as though one has imbibed a moderate but not exorbitant amount of wine - even though in reality not a single drop has been drunk.

I was gonna try to get some work done last night but was feeling kinda uncorked so I went out and egged some houses instead.

by THISTHEND June 16, 2016

uncreative-tard

These pieces of shit you'll easily identify when the curse, but they censor their swearing. These people needs to censor things instead of simply remove the bad words, just because their lack of creativity.

Average Youtube Comment: "Shut the f*** up, you piece of Sh*t".
This fucking idiot is a uncreative-tard, needs to censor instead of coming with something a little bit more creative.

by Mr. Memo Herdez March 15, 2019

unicore

Hardcore unicorn gang. To join you must be rammed by the unicores gang's horns. Not many people are able to join, because to be in unicore , you must have the inner unicorn. Most members are born with the special unicore talent. This gangs tuff, they drive around laid back in their cars with their bandanas throwing up unicore signs. They mostly just spread love and happiness to emo children around the world.

"Damn I heard that bitch Kim Raver was in unicore"
"Ohhh shit stay away!"

by Goli June 13, 2007

Unforeseen Consequences

A consequence that is brought to or by someone accidentally or can be used to describe a consenquence that is undesirable or can be used to frighten someone from doing something someone does not want them to do.

"If you eat all that candy, you will suffer unforeseen consequences.

by XxDoritos=LoominartyxX April 2, 2015

Uncork her then pork her

"Uncork her then pork her" refers to the removal of a girl's tampon and then inserting your dick in its place. This is always done with caution.

Yo, you think Sarisha is on her period? Cuz if she iz, Ima uncork her then pork her.

by Lindsay Martinez May 27, 2008

unorexia

Unorexia is evidenced by those who stuff themselves into vinyl stretched to molecular thinness, or into mesh and fishnets that make them look like they've broken out in ham hives, and then stand in front of the mirror and say "DAMN, I'm hot!".

Displays of man boobs, hairy beer guts, nipple tape, butt piggies, sagging empty wallet breasts, mullets and juggalo attire are some of the many manifestations of unorexia. Alcohol tends to accelerate the level of deterioration.

No way, dude. I'm not going over there and talking to those girls, they've all got unorexia!

by Anonymous November 8, 2003

uncreeping

The act or actions involving going through old content on someones' myspace/facebook/etc. (such as an ex, boss, etc.) to delete old messages, comments, and other things that you know longer want public due to withstanding situations.

After I broke up with my girlfriend, I had some 'uncreeping' to do to all my mushy comments from herspace.

by cheftc May 16, 2009