everybody and their uncle and their dog and their brother

When it seems that almost everyone already knows whatever subject you're talking about.

It was uncanny when Randy was telling a story & it seemed that everybody and their uncle and their dog and their brother already knew about it!

by Starchylde May 15, 2016

uncle duncle

to take a shite

hey i'm busting for a shite hurry up in the bathroom i need to go see uncle duncle asap.

by Dan the Man From Manchester May 6, 2018

Uncle Roger

Your proper rice cooker, better than Gordon Ramsay

-You've seen the video with Uncle Roger cooking rice?

-Hell yeah man that guy is way better than Ramsay

by HNGHNGHNG August 1, 2020

Uncle Dad

A father who takes being the 'fun dad' so far that the role he plays in his children's life is more like an uncle. Do the kids need a trip to the dentist? Do they have homework? What are they having for dinner? He hasn't a clue - but he will occasionally take them out to a ball game. Often a non-custodial parent.

Oh hey, Uncle Dad sent me a birthday email and a $20 gift card to Baskin Robbins. I'm lactose intolerant and it's actually my sister's birthday, but... it's the thought that counts, I guess.

by Mai Ainsel March 7, 2019

Uncle kippy

To eat/take almost all of something, but leaving behind just enough so that there's too much to throw out, but also not enough for a full amount or serving.

Mitchell tends to uncle kippy the ice cream. I hate it when someone uncle kippys the soda!

by notaninja-Iswear... July 8, 2011

Uncle Iroh

A noun meaning someone who is "calm, with good advice, and an odd love for tea."

You are the opposite of an Uncle Iroh you fucking shit

by misscan05 July 12, 2020

Uncle Cunty

A female of the species, that due to their incredible girth, selection of double chins, language selection that would cause a truck driver to blush and lack of empathy, can only be described using using a mix of male and female terms.

Don't be such an Uncle Cunty!
I am Uncle Cunty!

by Kung Of The Duckheads August 26, 2018