uncle sam's pig roast

Uncle Sam's Pig Roast (n) - The act of copulation with an obese woman on the fourth of July.

"Brian's walking kind of funny, he must've gone to Uncle Sam's Pig Roast... by the way, happy Independance Day!!"

by mr & jb September 3, 2006

Uncle Sam’s club

A PX on a military base

Want to got to Uncle Sam’s club at Buckley AFB this weekend?

by Munstadi June 10, 2018

Uncle Sam's Tennessee Turkey

It is mainly described as the very inhumane act of deficating on a innocent young female and ejaculating on her face whilst consuming a quite delicious golden glazed turkey leg and reciting the pledge of allegance.

Dude Man! Roberto gave Tina the gnarliest Uncle Sam's Tennessee Turkey last night!

by Robertojohnson10 September 16, 2009

Uncle Sam’s Canoe Club

A nickname given to the Coast Guard by the Marines. Usually said in a mocking manner due to the fact that the Coast Guard is rarely in combat and are instead mainly stopping drug boats and pulling six-pack rings off sea life. Contrary to the life of a Marine.

Coastguardsman: I’m in the Coast Guard
Marine: Oh, you mean Uncle Sam’s Canoe Club?
Coastguardsman: Huh?
Marine: Pussy.

by LaxBros69 February 1, 2018

Uncle Sam's Army

Uncle Sam's Army is the nickname for the fans and supporters of the US Men's National Soccer Team. Prevealent at the World Cup, Gold Cup, and any US home game north of Virginia.

"Did you watch the game last weekend against Haiti? That was me beating the drum for Uncle Sam's Army"

by ZW June 21, 2006

Uncle Sam's Pack & Ship

While the dominant male is giving anal sex to the receiver he defecates. The giver is defecating and not the taker, and therefore the giver is packing (it in) and shipping (it out). The name derives from the story that Uncle Sam Wilson of Troy, NY was a meat packer during the War of 1812. The initials U.S. were inscribed on the meat packages to be sent to the Army, and it became legend that the good meat was from Uncle Sam.

I really wanted to go the bathroom and have sex at the same time, so I decided to perform Uncle Sam's Pack & Ship on the toilet.

by Winclemo March 9, 2008

Uncle Sam Shuffle

a sex position in which requires three guys and two women in which two guys try shoving a bicycle into a womans vagina while the third one sits on her face farting incessantly singing the national anthem with a blue wig on

Hey Bob,you and some of the fellas should come over tonight so we can Uncle Sam Shuffle the shit out of Mary.

by Agricola Youtubuola April 6, 2009