Uncomfortable

1. A passive-aggressive label used by passive-aggressive women to slander a man without leaving herself open to a lawsuit because he hasn't actually done anything remotely inappropriate.

2. A passive-aggressive label used by passive-aggressive women to slander a rival male co-worker without leaving herself open to a visit to the Human Relations Department.

3. A passive-aggressive label used by passive-aggressive women to slander another woman's boyfriend without leaving herself open to ridicule.

I don't know, he just makes me feel uncomfortable.

by notgonnatakethisshitbitch March 17, 2011

Uncomfortable Wank

The act of dropping a deuce while jerking the power ranger. Although this act is deemed a scientific anomaly, some men derive extreme pleasure from evacuating their bowls and testies simultaneously.

Dave screamed in morose pleasure as he completed an uncomfortable wank at the local Burger King

by ATM spajshj September 14, 2019

uncomfortably built

Soggy in the mid-section . Massive love handles. Not being comfortable because your so soggy.

Dude you are uncomfortably built.

by looktho April 14, 2015

uncomfortable

Miranda Cosgrove.

Damn, Miranda Cosgrove walked in and everything became uncomfortable!

by Effie Trinkett November 6, 2012

Uncomfortable Worm

A worm that is not very comfortable.

Chris: I am the uncomfortable worm.

Mario: I thought you were a human???

by Super Mario! May 8, 2008

Uncomfortable Flying Folopple

When you get foloppled mid-air

I was on a trampoline... and all of a sudden there was a lollipop up my dick hole! I was a victim of the uncomfortable flying folopple.

by DefiningJusticeFromAssholes June 5, 2018

uncomfortable shuffle

When a female is try to take her bra in the middle of a group of people without being noticed.

I was wondering why my date was doing the uncomfortable shuffle in the middle of the bar until she threw her bra at my face.

by OpusX June 11, 2023