Unalive
Something that only dumb Youtube Shorts, TikTok, and Instagram Reels creators say in place of “kill.” Supposedly keeps the video monetized, despite meaning the exact same thing as “kill.”
Random Youtuber: “This 20-year-old man unalived himself because his father bit the dust. He’s in a better place now.”
Viewer: “SHUT THE FUCK UP! JUST SAY THAT HE KILLED HIMSELF BECAUSE HIS FATHER DIED!!”
Random Youtuber: “Shortly after the incident, his mother promptly decided that her time was up, and used a fast-travelling small round object shot out of a metal 90° angled intersecting line to unalive herself too.”
Viewer: *clicks on Urban Dictionary to see if the people there agree that “Unalive” is stupid*
Viewer: “SHUT THE FUCK UP! JUST SAY THAT HE KILLED HIMSELF BECAUSE HIS FATHER DIED!!”
Random Youtuber: “Shortly after the incident, his mother promptly decided that her time was up, and used a fast-travelling small round object shot out of a metal 90° angled intersecting line to unalive herself too.”
Viewer: *clicks on Urban Dictionary to see if the people there agree that “Unalive” is stupid*
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