Umpify

a. in slang terms, to "own"
b. paradoxically, it is its own definition e.g., to umpify is to umpify.
c. Inspired by the UMP in the game Counter-Strike, the act of firing the UMP is considered "to umpify"
d. Firing an UMP in general

Umpify that shit.

by RPGenius7 July 22, 2010

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Umpires are blind

by Louis42 March 27, 2017

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umpididdlydoo

A word used to describe a penis, an adaptation of the word dijeridoo used to desribe dijeridoos abnormal in size, the word umpididdlydoo is often used in nursery rhymes

Tom: "Ive got a huge dijeridoo"
Katie "Yeah well my man has an umpididdlydoo"

by reeeefer August 26, 2006

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Umpie

A cute, short boy with golden-brown hair and dark eyes. Is usually very strange in a good way but never lets down a friend and can be serious when you need him to be. Can make a rock laugh very hard until it cries.
Girls tend to take advantage of him because he is so sweet and caring, but when the right girl stays with him, he treats her like a princess.
Usually has a best friend called Cate/Kate/Catherine/Kathryne who is also very strange, but extremely beautiful.

Girl 1: I can't believe you cheated on Umpie.

Girl 2: I know, Bruce SO wasn't worth it.

Guy 1: Umpie has a hot best friend

Guy 2: I know, I wish I was him!

by Cutefeet February 12, 2010

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Umpiteur

When someone gives you something you never asked and then asks for a favor in return

Gina: Hey Liz! What happened?
Liz: Tom is asking me for money.
Gina: Why?
Liz: Because he raped me last night.
Gina: Tom is such an umpiteur.
Liz: Yeah, totally.
Gina: But you paid Josh when he raped you.
Liz: Yeah. This is different. Tom doesn't know how to rape. I didn't even get pregnant lol.
Gina: OMG he is an amateur umpiteur
*Both girls laugh*

by broken_benis June 2, 2021

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