cut the umbilical cord

When a child's mother (usually the son) refuses to acknowledge the fact that "her baby" is growing up and will always try to be involved in whatever they do. This is most commonly seen in these three scenarios; 1) getting a driver's license 2) the first date 3) going off to college.

Mother: Oh, I just can't believe my little baby is finally going out on his first date. Do you think you'll be alright?
Son: Mom, I'm fine, just leave me alone. I'm 18 and I'm not a little kid anymore.
Father: Honey, just cut the umbilical cord already and let him go!

by That One Random Guy There December 2, 2010

Umbiliphone

A combination of Umbilical and Phone. The cursed name given to a mobile phone that constantly tethers a man to his wife/girlfriend.

Where did Jack go?

Oh, he's outside talking on the umbiliphone to his wife.

by Clock Sticking March 11, 2010

Umbilical Spit

A type of spit that usually occurs after being deyhydrated or after strenuous physical activity. The gum-like quality of the spit causes it to hang unceremoniously from your mouth in a long string of saliva, usually causing the victim to lean forward with their head away from their body and shaking erratically in an attempt to break the Umbilical Spit.

Friend: "John, why are you looking at the ground like that?
John: "I'm waiting out this massive umbilical spit"

by boatsfalcon April 8, 2013

UMMLSFM

UMMLSFM is yet another annoying internet slang term that forces us to take minutes out of our lives to decrypt; but alas, it has been done. UMMLSFM, or "you make me laugh so fucking much", is often used in pair with worship of someone or someone you wish you were, but you are not. It also tends to make the person who uses it look like a faggot who's trying to start some new trend.

wannabe internet hipster: "lyke, zomg lmfao, ummlsfm"
someone intelligent: "I don't know what the fuck you just said."
wannabe internet hipster: "rofl!!!"
someone intelligent: "You're an asshole."

by Adireron April 26, 2009

ummi rashidah

Ummi Rashidah is a very generous girl with a clever mind and inspirational personality.

If she sets something up in her mind, she needs to do it quickly and works hard for her dreams.

Besides being incredibly intelligent she is one hell of a best friend and looks out for the people she loves the most.

Ummi Rashidah is someone that everyone wishes to have in their lives, she makes a good bestfriend, a lovely sister and a perfect future wife.

But if you fuck with that girl...damn you'd get a shit ton of hate and insults coming at you.
Love you Ummi Rashidah!

Made this definition only for u <3

Dont mess with Ummi Rashidah!

by Qwrtp April 23, 2018

Aftermarket Umbilical Cord

When two people dreadlock their genital pubes with each other's, creating a bond as strong as the hair roots on each's upper genital area. Can also be called "Hairy Symbiote"

Bro1: I've been feeling so disconnected from the world recently...

Bro2 (down-to-earth guy): I'll help you back down bro, let's try the aftermarket umbilical cord"

by Zeval April 7, 2020

Umbilical Whipped

A child who agrees with their mother on everything, and has not left home after, or during, their mid-twenties. Probably chats online with older women. Mother is most likely a Donald Trump supporter.

Where did Joe go? His mom called and he left. God! He's so umbilical whipped.

Where's Dan at? He's at the Republican primary. Oh. Yea.... umbilical whipped.

by Mr. E 9000 November 19, 2015