A verb expressing the deepest sexual desires of a person whom they want to fuck above all others, but they know that pigs will sprout wings before they even get to meet them let alone fuck them.
*whilst fucking*
Girl 1: What is it, do you want to fuck me or not? Do you even like fucking me?
Guy: Well I do like fucking you very much, it’s just your not an UltraFuck.
Girl 1: Well if I’m not good enough for you, who do you want to fuck then instead?
Guy: She would have the face of Actress 1, the Jawbone of Actress 2, the hair of Pornstar 1 but in the hair colour of Actress 3, the nude body of Pornstar 2 but with natural tits, and have the height of Model 1, she would also have the physicality and arse of an Olympic high jumper.
Girl 1: Do you want to UltraFuck any of those women?
Guy: No, it’s the best bits of all of them combined. And that’s not all of it anyway… She would also need to meet X Y and Z. And be into the Bondage and Submission parts of BDSM…
Girl 1: So it’s a concept of sexual desire desiring the unattainable.
Guy: Yes exactly.
Girl 1: So if we commissioned some nice bondage gear from Etsy and I let you tie me up you would want to fuck me more often?
Guy: If we did that I would fuck you every day!
Girl 1: What is it, do you want to fuck me or not? Do you even like fucking me?
Guy: Well I do like fucking you very much, it’s just your not an UltraFuck.
Girl 1: Well if I’m not good enough for you, who do you want to fuck then instead?
Guy: She would have the face of Actress 1, the Jawbone of Actress 2, the hair of Pornstar 1 but in the hair colour of Actress 3, the nude body of Pornstar 2 but with natural tits, and have the height of Model 1, she would also have the physicality and arse of an Olympic high jumper.
Girl 1: Do you want to UltraFuck any of those women?
Guy: No, it’s the best bits of all of them combined. And that’s not all of it anyway… She would also need to meet X Y and Z. And be into the Bondage and Submission parts of BDSM…
Girl 1: So it’s a concept of sexual desire desiring the unattainable.
Guy: Yes exactly.
Girl 1: So if we commissioned some nice bondage gear from Etsy and I let you tie me up you would want to fuck me more often?
Guy: If we did that I would fuck you every day!
by LordOfTheHoles December 26, 2021
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"Oh GOD! That Motherfucker has got to be the UltraCock of Dickheads!"
Or, "That UltraCock is gonna get his ass kicked one day. By me!".
Or, "That UltraCock is gonna get his ass kicked one day. By me!".
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2. A wicked smart motherfucker.
3. A wire head stuck in a Redmond job.
2. A wicked smart motherfucker.
3. A wire head stuck in a Redmond job.
1. Did you see ultralord today? Poor bastard works with a bunch of motherfuckers that wear their sunglasses indoors.
2. Citrix?!? HA!
2. Citrix?!? HA!
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