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ulti-noob

A person who has been playing a computer for more then three years and is still a noob at it. 75% of the time, ulti-noobs will neva become good enough to be even a regular noob.
George: Rei, your such an ulti-noob, you've been playing this game for six years and your still crap.
Rei: Its not my fault i'm an Ulti-noob.. I think its hereditary?
by MC united March 14, 2008
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chut-ulti-kar

satiate the desire of a female to get fucked hard
Ramesh bahut koshish ke baad bhi savita ko chut-ulti-kar nahi kar sakay.
by Rajesh Sharma March 1, 2011
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chut-ulti-kar

satiate the desire of a female to be fucked hard
wants someone to chut-ulti-kar
by Izabella x March 1, 2011
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Ulti-Meat Pizza

A pizza in a porno movie. When the delivery guy opens the pizza box, the pizza has a hole in the middle of it where his cock is sticking out of.
Delivery guy - "Fat Joe's pizza delivery"

Hot porno chic - "I ordered the Ulti-Meat Pizza, can you show me please?"

Delivery guy - 'opens box' "did you order Polish Sausage on that Ulti-meat Pizza?"

Hot porno chic - "YES! OH MY!"
by Polish Sausage Pizza May 2, 2011
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Ulti-Meat Pizza

A pizza in a porno movie. When the delivery guy opens the pizza box, the pizza has a hole in the middle of it where his cock is sticking out of.
Delivery guy - "Fat Joe's pizza delivery"

Hot porno chic - "I ordered the Ulti-Meat Pizza, can you show me please?"

Delivery guy - 'opens box' "did you order Polish Sausage on that Ulti-meat Pizza?"

Hot porno chic - "YES! OH MY!"
by Polish Sausage Pizza May 2, 2011
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ulti-heady

A stinky, dirtier, lazier version of a hippy. Ulti-heady's are so worthless, they can't even be a heady spinner at a concert. They end up bumming shrooms and weed outside the shows, and never actually get to see any music.
Did you see that ulti-heady passed out in that puddle of piss outside Red Rocks after Phish???
by $ot$haman June 29, 2011
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ulti-hack

To hack someone's online status with such brilliance and epicness that it is considered to be the Ultimate Hack. Or, ulti-hack.
Person A status: 'I want sex with a fat hairy man.'

Person B comment: 'WHOA, ulti-hack'
by ulti-hacker September 29, 2011
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