A person who has been playing a computer for more then three years and is still a noob at it. 75% of the time, ulti-noobs will neva become good enough to be even a regular noob.
George: Rei, your such an ulti-noob, you've been playing this game for six years and your still crap.
Rei: Its not my fault i'm an Ulti-noob.. I think its hereditary?
Rei: Its not my fault i'm an Ulti-noob.. I think its hereditary?
by MC united March 14, 2008

by Rajesh Sharma March 1, 2011

by Izabella x March 1, 2011

A pizza in a porno movie. When the delivery guy opens the pizza box, the pizza has a hole in the middle of it where his cock is sticking out of.
Delivery guy - "Fat Joe's pizza delivery"
Hot porno chic - "I ordered the Ulti-Meat Pizza, can you show me please?"
Delivery guy - 'opens box' "did you order Polish Sausage on that Ulti-meat Pizza?"
Hot porno chic - "YES! OH MY!"
Hot porno chic - "I ordered the Ulti-Meat Pizza, can you show me please?"
Delivery guy - 'opens box' "did you order Polish Sausage on that Ulti-meat Pizza?"
Hot porno chic - "YES! OH MY!"
by Polish Sausage Pizza May 2, 2011

A pizza in a porno movie. When the delivery guy opens the pizza box, the pizza has a hole in the middle of it where his cock is sticking out of.
Delivery guy - "Fat Joe's pizza delivery"
Hot porno chic - "I ordered the Ulti-Meat Pizza, can you show me please?"
Delivery guy - 'opens box' "did you order Polish Sausage on that Ulti-meat Pizza?"
Hot porno chic - "YES! OH MY!"
Hot porno chic - "I ordered the Ulti-Meat Pizza, can you show me please?"
Delivery guy - 'opens box' "did you order Polish Sausage on that Ulti-meat Pizza?"
Hot porno chic - "YES! OH MY!"
by Polish Sausage Pizza May 2, 2011

A stinky, dirtier, lazier version of a hippy. Ulti-heady's are so worthless, they can't even be a heady spinner at a concert. They end up bumming shrooms and weed outside the shows, and never actually get to see any music.
by $ot$haman June 29, 2011

To hack someone's online status with such brilliance and epicness that it is considered to be the Ultimate Hack. Or, ulti-hack.
by ulti-hacker September 29, 2011
