A person who has been playing a computer for more then three years and is still a noob at it. 75% of the time, ulti-noobs will neva become good enough to be even a regular noob.
George: Rei, your such an ulti-noob, you've been playing this game for six years and your still crap.
Rei: Its not my fault i'm an Ulti-noob.. I think its hereditary?
Rei: Its not my fault i'm an Ulti-noob.. I think its hereditary?
by MC united March 14, 2008
by Rajesh Sharma February 13, 2011
by Izabella x February 13, 2011
A pizza in a porno movie. When the delivery guy opens the pizza box, the pizza has a hole in the middle of it where his cock is sticking out of.
Delivery guy - "Fat Joe's pizza delivery"
Hot porno chic - "I ordered the Ulti-Meat Pizza, can you show me please?"
Delivery guy - 'opens box' "did you order Polish Sausage on that Ulti-meat Pizza?"
Hot porno chic - "YES! OH MY!"
Hot porno chic - "I ordered the Ulti-Meat Pizza, can you show me please?"
Delivery guy - 'opens box' "did you order Polish Sausage on that Ulti-meat Pizza?"
Hot porno chic - "YES! OH MY!"
by Polish Sausage Pizza April 13, 2011
A pizza in a porno movie. When the delivery guy opens the pizza box, the pizza has a hole in the middle of it where his cock is sticking out of.
Delivery guy - "Fat Joe's pizza delivery"
Hot porno chic - "I ordered the Ulti-Meat Pizza, can you show me please?"
Delivery guy - 'opens box' "did you order Polish Sausage on that Ulti-meat Pizza?"
Hot porno chic - "YES! OH MY!"
Hot porno chic - "I ordered the Ulti-Meat Pizza, can you show me please?"
Delivery guy - 'opens box' "did you order Polish Sausage on that Ulti-meat Pizza?"
Hot porno chic - "YES! OH MY!"
by Polish Sausage Pizza April 13, 2011
Ulti is a german Youtuber who does videos similar to Shimtex but different he does videos about Games and consoles and even the games companies.
He's part of the youtuber group Rotten Mushroom.
Most people like the fist 1-2 minutes, becouse of the cool into with music that's gonna make everyone catJAM
He's part of the youtuber group Rotten Mushroom.
Most people like the fist 1-2 minutes, becouse of the cool into with music that's gonna make everyone catJAM
by FireOfVoid March 8, 2023
A stinky, dirtier, lazier version of a hippy. Ulti-heady's are so worthless, they can't even be a heady spinner at a concert. They end up bumming shrooms and weed outside the shows, and never actually get to see any music.
by $ot$haman June 28, 2011