upright citizen

When yo dick stay hard until all the natural-born chicks have had a ride.

Casting Director: We have 5 girls for this next shoot, I need an upright citizen.

by p90210 July 7, 2017

Upright Piano

When an adolescent male gets an unexpected erection in public, and tucks said erection into the waistband of his pants or shorts in order to conceal.

"Dude, it was the WORST! I was walking down the hall to geometry class, and saw Jessica walking in front of me, and got a boner and had to Upright Piano, because I didn't have my backpack with me to hide it!"

by Carl Winslow is the Man June 19, 2019

uprightjyun

some fat guy who plays video games

hey look its an uprightjyun

by cal_cium April 16, 2021

Upright Doggy Pull-Back

Variant on upright doggy, but receiving partner's arms are pulled backwards at the wrists towards penetrating partner. Also called the "whoa girl" position.

"We were doing the Upright Doggy Pull-Back when his wife walked in..."

by NGHT January 6, 2010

bagless upright

A female that has had a hysterectomy.

You don't need a condom, that bitch is a bagless upright.

by TSIA June 16, 2006

North American upright

a slang term for a black person who lives and dies in the ghetto. that same person who leeches off the government; fills up 2 shopping carts of food (pizza's, chicken, steaks then pulls out the Link Card and bitches when they're $9 short of the total order and has to put back the most expensive steaks in the entire grocery store

i was coming home from the stoe and saw some of those
North American uprights in there and they was just trifling and causing a ruckus.

by taco seasoning June 27, 2006

uright

A word a man may hear once or twice in his lifetime from his significant other. Many people can find satisfaction upon hearing the word "uright", but it is especially when the male brain receives this word from a female partner that causes the neurotransmitter dopamine to be immediately released in large quantities throughout; putting the male into a supreme state of ecstasy. Unfortunately such instances are rare, as the female must exert an enormous amount of forced energy-not unlike the separation of two atoms-to mutter this simple two syllable word.

Stephanie: "They close at 10."

Sina: "No they closed at 9, I'm sure. I was just there the other night, sorry."

Stephanie: "NO THEY DONT NO THEY DONT THEYRE OPEN IM TELLING YOU YOU JUST DONT WANNA TAKE ME HUH HUH LAZYASS WAT YOU DONT WANT ME TO EAT U U THINK IM FAT HUH IS THAT IT!?!"

Sina: "Ok fine."

*20 mins later*

Stephanie: "uright."

by heyhitmeBAM September 10, 2012