why am i using urban dictionary?

Either you don't own an actual dictionary or your looking for funny definitions like this

why am i using urban dictionary? Oh yeah, I'm not allowed in the bookstore after I hit that guy so I don't have any books

by UltraBoss December 2, 2016

Hey there! i am using whatsapp

The status message of someone who isn't using whatsapp

Hey there! i am using whatsapp
No you're not otherwise, you would have changed the default status message

by josjos21 December 26, 2021

Ujin

Ujin is a wonderful friend. She is funny and inspirational.

Person #1: OMG...Is Ujin your friend?
Person #2: Of course she is. She is so funny.

by heyheyheyheyyo June 7, 2018

using

To do any form of narcotic, as in marijuana, crack, PCP, LSD, etc. The heat use this term when questioning a suspected drug user.

Cop: Hey kid are you using?
Kid: No officer, never.

by jared r July 14, 2004

Re-ufing Season

Normally during the first two months of the year and the last two months of the year when you work even harder to fulfill a purpose .

"You need to work ten times harder it's Re-ufing Season " . "I know you down in out , but it's Re-ufing Season " ! .

by QuezGot808's November 11, 2017

im using my rose toy

im using my rose toy

hi
im using my rose toy

by hugewetvaajayna October 20, 2023

Uning

a being a massive prick who doesn't care about human rights.

b a sexual act involving to guys and a hammer.

c a really bad hair cut.

People say Hitler liked uning other men.

by The Gooking crook October 10, 2014