Utica

The City of Despair

We took a wrong turn and drove through Utica and the kids kept asking what had happened in this place to make the people look so bizarre.

by Wiseguy68 December 1, 2016

Unica

Unica is the love of my life, the sweetest girl in the whole wide world, i love this bitch.

Its a spanish word that means unique or only , in the feminine form.

Cadina es la unica mujer para mi.
Cadina is the only woman for me.
Cadina is so unique.

by El Unico de Cadina August 5, 2007

Utica

A shithole. Located right in the middle of New York State and centrally located 5 hours away from 3 major cities (just far enough to be out of reach). Most people living there are either retarded or want to get the hell out. Did I mention it sucks?

Winter's in Utica are proof that hell freezes over

by Nasty Nate February 28, 2005

Utica Hot

A condition caused by lack the of travel, relocation or experience outside of Oneida County. This condition causes someone to seem like a “Perfect 10” on the scale of attraction, but in reality is closer to a 5-6 in the real world.

Friend: Man she is hot, she’s a perfect 10.
Me: Nah man she’s just Utica Hot. Try leaving Oneida county for once in your life.

by Get me out of here December 13, 2017

unical

A place people go to waste their time for paper that they won't even use.

Person1: Bro can you borrow me money
Person2: sorry I can't, I've unicaled it away

by Thatboredguywith10" July 5, 2019

Utica

Like being dead, but without the fun.

"I died and went to Utica."

"Utica failed in its bid to be twinned with Pluto"

by Uncle Des November 25, 2009

Utica Eye

When you're way past drunk 3 drinks ago, yet somehow still up. Still belligerent, and wanting to talk to your friends, yet nobody can understand you, or wants to hold you up.

He was Schenectady eye at 6. he's surpassed that to Utica eye about a half hour later

by mm1117 April 14, 2008